"Big as a Grill"

"Big as a Grill"

A couple had been married 15 years. One afternoon
they were working in the garden together. As the
wife was bending over pulling weeds, the husband
said, "Honey, your butt is getting big. I bet it is as
big as the gas grill now."

The husband, feeling he needed to prove his point,
got a yardstick, measured the grill & then measured
his wife's butt.

"Yep, he said, "Just what I thought, just about the
same size!" The wife got very incensed and decided
to let him do the gardening alone. She went inside
and didn't speak to her husband the rest of the day.

That evening when they went to bed, the husband
cuddled up to his wife, and said, "How about it honey?"
How about a little lovemaking?"

The wife rolled over and turned her back to him, giving
him the cold shoulder.

"What's the matter?" he asked.

She replied, "You don't think I am going to fire up this
big grill for one little weenie, do you?


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