"Big as a Grill"

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  1. FlowerChick

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    Mar 23, 2009
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    "Big as a Grill"

    A couple had been married 15 years. One afternoon
    they were working in the garden together. As the
    wife was bending over pulling weeds, the husband
    said, "Honey, your butt is getting big. I bet it is as
    big as the gas grill now."

    The husband, feeling he needed to prove his point,
    got a yardstick, measured the grill & then measured
    his wife's butt.

    "Yep, he said, "Just what I thought, just about the
    same size!" The wife got very incensed and decided
    to let him do the gardening alone. She went inside
    and didn't speak to her husband the rest of the day.

    That evening when they went to bed, the husband
    cuddled up to his wife, and said, "How about it honey?"
    How about a little lovemaking?"

    The wife rolled over and turned her back to him, giving
    him the cold shoulder.

    "What's the matter?" he asked.

    She replied, "You don't think I am going to fire up this
    big grill for one little weenie, do you?

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