Big cocks run in your family?

My two brothers and I are quite average. However, my Mom remarried to a guy who was quite hung. Probably 9+. They had a step son and yes he is well above average.

I'm guessing it went something like this:

Husband: "Honey, I'm not quite sure I'm fully ready to have a child with you. Could we start out with having a stepchild?"

Wife "I can live with that. I'm ovulating in two weeks so now is the perfect time to get step-pregnant."
 
I'm guessing it went something like this:

Husband: "Honey, I'm not quite sure I'm fully ready to have a child with you. Could we start out with having a stepchild?"

Wife "I can live with that. I'm ovulating in two weeks so now is the perfect time to get step-pregnant."
Feeling a bit snippy today, are we?
 
Well, yeah. I'm usually up for anything, but I just can't get excited about the semi-incestous planes of existence today, so pedanticism seemed like the way to go.

If BS had wings, this comment would be the Bird of Paradise.
 
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What do you want from me, Cade? I'm just a regular guy. My grandpa's epitaph doesn't mention his penis size, my dad's penis is in his pants, I only have sisters and my cousins have all rejected my advances.

I think my family tree has been recorded somewhere in the annals of history, but the family wood has vanished somewhere down the annal staircase. I ain't ever gonna find out about that junk.

You're going to have to be satisfied with sarcasm and bad puns from me. And for some bizarre reason there seems to be no shortage of people with extensive knowledge about the endowment of relatives, so I think you'll survive.
 
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I agree with brisler normal families do not talk about this type of thing. This whole thread does seem slightly incestuous

I agree. I have no idea, and really don't want to know. I did see my cousin naked once and he was decent sized, but that's all I know.

Hey, morality monitors, others do like this thread and you are free to move on to some other thread. Just because this causes such uncomfortable thoughts in you, don't assume that's others are experiencing the same. The notion of larger genitalia running in families due to genetics rather than being equally distributed in the population is an interesting topic, whether you think so or not.
 
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