Big Dick Dads Disappointed by their Queer Sons

Locker rooms, speedos, hearing them talk, coming home from work early and catching them doing something, waking them up and they have morning wood, hottub, grey sweat pants and no underwear. Finding wrappers for Magnum XXL condoms.
Oh, fuck that's hot. I've gotten used to the occasional sight of seeing a previous friend's condom wrappers in his house (mainly in his bedroom of course), so that image holds a special place in my mind whenever I jerk off.
 
I love that moment when a big, alpha Dad type notices you looking at him. You can see the brain working...he's realised you're checking him out - then he realises he's enjoying it, and you might come in useful for him.
My dad had a huge cock nearly 10!inches hard and my weenie is only 2 -/2 inches hard as a rock. I told dad how embarrassed I was about my size and he just told me that my little weenie was indeed tiny but women also liked to be pleasured orally. He told me I would need to get good at it as my little pene wasn’t big enough to satisfy a woman
 
this is isn't a particularly erotic post but something I feel like sharing. The other day, my dad, who's always been thicker than me, was talking about how he felt "diminutive" and how he wishes he had more down there. and I'm ngl, it kind of hurt my feelings because he's bigger than me, so it felt like he was calling me especially small.

I know that wasn't his intent, and I certainly didn't say anything. But it's a good reminder that sometimes being self-deprecating can hurt the feelings of those who look up to you, so think twice before talking shit about yourself, especially to your family/those you love you.