TragicWhiteKnight: As I've mentioned elsewhere, I'm a mixtape fiend, making compilations on a whim and so an LPSG-themed CD eventually had to happen.
So, for your listening edutainment, here's "Songs In The Key of Large" tracklist and comments (I couldn't be bothered thinking of a good title - I'm open to suggestions...Title related suggestions, at least)
If anybody wants me to burn them a copy, lemme know [there's a cover too but I don't know how to post images into board threads]
1. Arab Strap - Packs Of Three
- Just the opening lines: "It was the biggest cock you'd ever seen; but you had no idea where that cock had been...". Best album opener. Ever.
2. Cameron Diaz, Christina Applegate & Selma Blair - The Penis Song
- From 'The Sweetest Thing', cut from the American release, ya prudes. "You're too big to fit in here" A nice family film.
3. Noreaga - Big Dicks
- First of generic fairly misogynistic hip-hop songs (you try making this kinda mix without R&B, hip-hop, rap or hard metal...pretty tough)
4. Biker Joe Warren - Big Dick Dan
- Country style tale of a "hell of a man"
5. Fred Schneider - Monster In My Pants
- The lead singer of the B-52s telling people to hit his penis with a broom. I miss 80s music.
6. Sex Club - Big Dick Man
- A remix of 20 Fingers' club classic '(Don't Want No) Short Dick Man'. And the only dance track on the CD, given all the others I could think of were kinda repetitive (namely Maurice Joshua's 'I've Got A Big Dick'. Whereby he just says he has a big dick. A lot. We got it the first time).
7. The Phantom Surfers - The Big Dick Club
- More of a goofing around session than a song. But it's got a nice mood
8. Lillie Mae Kirkman - He's Just My Size
- Raunch R&B tune from some time early in the century. Bawdy.
9. Khia - Big Black Dick
- From bawdy to just plain nasty.
10. Dan Bern - Tiger Woods
- A college radio staple, Dan sings about his "balls as big as grapefruits" and going down on Madonna.
11. Rodney Carrington - 12 Inch Dick
- Another comedy song, from Mr Countrified Classlessness himself.
12. Betty Blowtorch - Size Queen
- The only real ROCK!! song on here, but it's a good 'un.
13. Musigyny - All The Girls Like Big Dick
- Noel Coward style cheap innuendo, a la the 'Big Dick Dan' song. But done with more naivete and charm.
14. Momus - A Complete History Of Penis Envy, Sizes 24 to 29
- One of my favourite artists, with a saucy piece of electronica
15. Uncle Luke - We Want Big Dick
- I think this samples 'Tainted Love'. That's really all there is to say about it.
16. Davinci's Notebook - Enormous Penis
- Brilliant little a cappella number. And unexpected, if you don't know the title.
17. Harry Nilsson - He's Large
- Rare track from the 'Popeye' soundtrack, sung by, presumably, Olive Oyl. A nice innocent closer.
PS: My initial plan to overlay one of the instrumental tracks with clips of women exclaiming "oh my god! That thing is huge" etc. was ruined after I only found 3 sound files. Any volunteers? Or, more importantly, better ideas?
So, for your listening edutainment, here's "Songs In The Key of Large" tracklist and comments (I couldn't be bothered thinking of a good title - I'm open to suggestions...Title related suggestions, at least)
If anybody wants me to burn them a copy, lemme know [there's a cover too but I don't know how to post images into board threads]
1. Arab Strap - Packs Of Three
- Just the opening lines: "It was the biggest cock you'd ever seen; but you had no idea where that cock had been...". Best album opener. Ever.
2. Cameron Diaz, Christina Applegate & Selma Blair - The Penis Song
- From 'The Sweetest Thing', cut from the American release, ya prudes. "You're too big to fit in here" A nice family film.
3. Noreaga - Big Dicks
- First of generic fairly misogynistic hip-hop songs (you try making this kinda mix without R&B, hip-hop, rap or hard metal...pretty tough)
4. Biker Joe Warren - Big Dick Dan
- Country style tale of a "hell of a man"
5. Fred Schneider - Monster In My Pants
- The lead singer of the B-52s telling people to hit his penis with a broom. I miss 80s music.
6. Sex Club - Big Dick Man
- A remix of 20 Fingers' club classic '(Don't Want No) Short Dick Man'. And the only dance track on the CD, given all the others I could think of were kinda repetitive (namely Maurice Joshua's 'I've Got A Big Dick'. Whereby he just says he has a big dick. A lot. We got it the first time).
7. The Phantom Surfers - The Big Dick Club
- More of a goofing around session than a song. But it's got a nice mood
8. Lillie Mae Kirkman - He's Just My Size
- Raunch R&B tune from some time early in the century. Bawdy.
9. Khia - Big Black Dick
- From bawdy to just plain nasty.
10. Dan Bern - Tiger Woods
- A college radio staple, Dan sings about his "balls as big as grapefruits" and going down on Madonna.
11. Rodney Carrington - 12 Inch Dick
- Another comedy song, from Mr Countrified Classlessness himself.
12. Betty Blowtorch - Size Queen
- The only real ROCK!! song on here, but it's a good 'un.
13. Musigyny - All The Girls Like Big Dick
- Noel Coward style cheap innuendo, a la the 'Big Dick Dan' song. But done with more naivete and charm.
14. Momus - A Complete History Of Penis Envy, Sizes 24 to 29
- One of my favourite artists, with a saucy piece of electronica
15. Uncle Luke - We Want Big Dick
- I think this samples 'Tainted Love'. That's really all there is to say about it.
16. Davinci's Notebook - Enormous Penis
- Brilliant little a cappella number. And unexpected, if you don't know the title.
17. Harry Nilsson - He's Large
- Rare track from the 'Popeye' soundtrack, sung by, presumably, Olive Oyl. A nice innocent closer.
PS: My initial plan to overlay one of the instrumental tracks with clips of women exclaiming "oh my god! That thing is huge" etc. was ruined after I only found 3 sound files. Any volunteers? Or, more importantly, better ideas?
