bigNrich

D_Elijah_MorganWood · Mar 5, 2006

Pye said:
Welcome to the group bigNrich. I'm sure you can tell by now that it's a great bunch of people here. So sit back and ENJOY.

I just wish that I got the welcome you did.

We've already decided he's gotten the warmest welcome in LPSG history.

Pye · Mar 5, 2006

Sorcerer said:
We've already decided he's gotten the warmest welcome in LPSG history.

Warmest or sweatiest?

D_Elijah_MorganWood · Mar 5, 2006

Pye said:
Warmest or sweatiest?

"It's gettin' hot in heah'...so take off all your clothes..."
He got a welcome orgy with pole dancers and everything.

Pye · Mar 5, 2006

Sorcerer said:
"It's gettin' hot in heah'...so take off all your clothes..."
He got a welcome orgy with pole dancers and everything.

Oops-- I didn't know that I was supposed to be wearing any clothes to take off...does anyone have any that I can borrow for the strip show? Where is MZ when you need her?

D_Elijah_MorganWood · Mar 5, 2006

Pye said:
Oops-- I didn't know that I was supposed to be wearing any clothes to take off...does anyone have any that I can borrow for the strip show? Where is MZ when you need her?

Don't worry, she'll be around for round 2. I promised bigNrich bisexual sex.

Pye · Mar 5, 2006

Sorcerer said:
Don't worry, she'll be around for round 2. I promised bigNrich bisexual sex.

No offense to MZ...but with bigNrich's 30% getting such a workout don't you think she'd be a little overwhelmed trying to fulfill his 70%?

D_Elijah_MorganWood · Mar 5, 2006

Pye said:
No offense to MZ...but with bigNrich's 30% getting such a workout don't you think she'd be a little overwhelmed trying to fulfill his 70%?

Somehow I think he'd have a hard time keeping up with her.

He did say he wanted to explore his 30%.

Altairion · Mar 5, 2006

oooo exploring. sounds like tramping through a wild jungle of crazy critters that just want to eat you. :smile:

Pye · Mar 5, 2006

Sorcerer said:
Somehow I think he'd have a hard time keeping up with her.

He did say he wanted to explore his 30%.

True
So I volunteer to use my 20% with MZ while I wait my turn for his 30%

D_Elijah_MorganWood · Mar 5, 2006

Altairion said:
oooo exploring. sounds like tramping through a wild jungle of crazy critters that just want to eat you. :smile:

exactly.

Pye · Mar 5, 2006

Altairion said:
oooo exploring. sounds like tramping through a wild jungle of crazy critters that just want to eat you. :smile:

It's a feeding frenzy-- guard your 1%!!!!

Altairion · Mar 5, 2006

Altairion said:
oooo exploring. sounds like tramping through a wild jungle of crazy critters that just want to eat you.
exactly.

Sorcerer said:

exactly.

Click to expand...

*was just reminded why he only pokes his 1% with a stick now and then

D_Elijah_MorganWood · Mar 5, 2006

Altairion said:
*was just reminded why he only pokes his 1% with a stick now and then

Hey, not like that. I'd hang out with his 99% and his 1% and see where it went. Now and then is cool, I live 4000 miles from you...heh heh.

Altairion · Mar 5, 2006

Sorcerer said:
Hey, not like that. I'd hang out with his 99% and his 1% and see where it went. Now and then is cool, I live 4000 miles from you...heh heh.

Man...I feel stalked. It's like you know the exact distance from your place to where I live.

bNr...be careful, Sorcerer does his research

D_Elijah_MorganWood · Mar 5, 2006

Altairion said:
Man...I feel stalked. It's like you know the exact distance from your place to where I live.

bNr...be careful, Sorcerer does his research

Nah, I'm not a stalker, I just have a map fetish. If you check, you'll see I got the distance wrong.

Altairion · Mar 5, 2006

Map fetish eh? I hope you laminate those things

btw I was going to really check, but then I got lazy after I remembered MapQuest doesn't like operating over oceans

D_Elijah_MorganWood · Mar 5, 2006

Altairion said:
Map fetish eh? I hope you laminate those things

btw I was going to really check, but then I got lazy after I remembered MapQuest doesn't like operating over oceans

Oh so you're checking?
Feels stalked

Altairion · Mar 5, 2006

Sorcerer said:
Oh so you're checking?
Feels stalked

Haha, somehow I don't think you're in any danger. Somehow a lazy stalker never really gets around to doing much of the actual stalking :smile:

Of course there are those days that I'm super motivated and nothing can stop me from buying plane tickets and making a direct sky dive descent from a plane to your home :wink:

D_Elijah_MorganWood · Mar 5, 2006

Altairion said:
Haha, somehow I don't think you're in any danger. Somehow a lazy stalker never really gets around to doing much of the actual stalking :smile:

Of course there are those days that I'm super motivated and nothing can stop me from buying plane tickets and making a direct sky dive descent from a plane to your home :wink:

It's a nice 78 degrees here and partly cloudy...I'm headed to the beach in a few and you're welcome to join me.

Altairion · Mar 5, 2006

Sorcerer said:
It's a nice 78 degrees here and partly cloudy...I'm headed to the beach in a few and you're welcome to join me.

You know you just took all of the fun out of my stalking binge.

*pouts

I also have to hate on you for having a beach and 78 degree weather right now. bitch.

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