Blake mitchell

[lairdalex]

Oh look, Lane won't be able to bottom...shocking. *eyeroll*

Guess this proves Lane is truly full of shit... LOL!!

 

[Arnian]

He obviously doesn’t like bottoming. As hot as it would be

 

[bigboaster]

Oh look, Lane won't be able to bottom...shocking. *eyeroll*

Douching definitely shouldn't take 2.5 hours. Lmao. What is he on about? It's not rocket science

 

[Mori1231]

Nice

 

[NakedSteel]

Poor baby Lane has gone home now... Is anyone surprised that he has once again found an excuse? And a bad one at that?

 

[Carolina HM]

Poor baby Lane has gone home now... Is anyone surprised that he has once again found an excuse? And a bad one at that?

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He's already liking tweets hinting that he'll never do it

 

[NakedSteel]

Oh look, Lane won't be able to bottom...shocking. *eyeroll*

Oh my God, so shocking! How are we supposed to go on living after this absolutely unexpected horrible news?

 

[helenhunt]

taco bell was a choice

 

[Carolina HM]

Guess this proves Lane is truly full of shit... LOL!!

taco bell was a choice

Reading challenge winners

 

[oddpurple]

Rolling my eyes so hard at him liking that “topping is the superior lifestyle” tweet, as if they don’t seek out bottoms to stick their dicks in lol

also laughing at him douching for 2.5 hours, and complaining he “doesn’t feel good “ did he give himself backwards colic or something

 

[helenhunt]

i feel bad for the person's time he wasted

 

[andre1000]

there's an array of reasons why it could've gone wrong. like the water temperature wasn't right, which irritated the inner lining. he doesn't eat that healthy and definitely doesn't get enough fiber, so he's not as regular. probably ate a big meal like normal(american food portions are like twice the portion sizes of basically any other country). and wouldn't surprise me either if he was pushing a whole fucking jug of water up there, trying to make sure it's really clean, which is a really bad idea.
on the other hand, we don't even know if he's for real or not. he could totally be making it up as an excuse because he didn't want to bottom in the first place and this was the best thing he could think of to get out of it.
tbh, no one's surprised he got out of it. he doesn't like bottoming, he's fine with sucking cocks(even if he does it poorly), but that's basically his limit when it comes to bottom actions. there's a reason why despite having been on his own making porn without a studio, he hasn't done any bottoming in all these years

 

[zuma54]

Yeah, he can do as he pleases. But him liking that "Topping is the superior lifestyle" tweet bullshit... FUCK HIM and whoever thinks that way!

 

[Velvet_Montelli]

Let's be honest here. He was sitting at home thinking of excuses, and he came up with this one as the most plausible. He was never doing it. He needs to outright say he'll never bottom, but he won't.

 

[SouthScribe27]

Well it's something different than him trying to sell the same 4 scenes over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over

 

[Legondex]

Sexy

 

[Zachary Torrez]

I need him down my throat

 

[NakedSteel]

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Amazing how quickly he recovered. Oh, I forgot... He simply had to quickly post something again to distract from his douche disaster....

 

[Caleb Trask]

Real men can handle douching Blake/Lane, join the 21st century dude and watch that episode of Sex Education on Netflix the next time!

 

[helenhunt]

he's pretty dramatic for a masc bro