Boners at Work

Been there......and know what you mean..:yup:

He has always had a mind of his own, and it takes very little to get him going.
Sometimes I'm not even aware why it happens, and many times it had nothing to do with sex thoughts or visual stimulation.
All I know, is that on many occasions, I have absolutely no control over him.

I used to teach in a Southern university where much of the year it was warm or uncomfortably hot and the A/C was never sufficient. Wearing light clothes was absolutely neccesary.
My lectures included using blackboards where I was out front
and visable, with nothing to hide behind. I also had examples
and models where the students were forced to gather close
around me in order to view and to discuss them. Anything could
make it happen so I learned early to wear a jock strap to class.

The problem is still there, but now I just go with the flow...
 
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I get boners at work from time to time. I spend most of my time behind a desk so the only time it's a major issue is when I start to leak too much. The wet spots are very awkward and take a long time to go away.
 
Yes, I hear you. Often have a hard on at work. Lucky I am not as big as most of you so I can tuck it up with my belt holding it in tight. Anything can set him off. Straight up. Put me into the change room at the gym and he is never down.
 
I was hard at work one time, and a co-worker had the audacity to comment - Hey, are you hard??? I had no response, other than - No, I'm not, even though I obviously was. My dick was halfway down my pants leg and stretching out my pants. How could it NOT be noticeable???
There was a chick in our office with huge tits that couldn't help but make any guy hard.
I was returning from the rest room where the mere thought of that chick gave me a raging hard-on. It was merely a result of thinking about her that made me hard. I was just hoping nobody would notice. Obviously, I was wrong!
Also, I wonder about the co-worker and his pre-occupation with my dick!
 
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I had a boner at work today. Luckily I live close, and I usually go home for lunch. Went home, and jerked off. Not the first time I've done that either.
 
Yes, I hear you. Often have a hard on at work. Lucky I am not as big as most of you so I can tuck it up with my belt holding it in tight. Anything can set him off. Straight up. Put me into the change room at the gym and he is never down.

How do the guys in the change room react?
 
It's happened to all of us. All men have had this happen. It's no big deal...unless you make it a big deal.

Or unless others seeing it make it a big deal.

When it happened to me when I was a sophomore in high school (obviously a few decades ago), I was horribly embarrassed because I was teased about it by all the kids in the PE class. There was no way to hide it. Knowing what I know now, I could have handled it much better. I could have told them that they were just jealous because they couldn't compare with me in size, which with most of them, would have been true, then I could have made a point of showing it off. I'm not sure what would have happened then, but surely it would have been better than acting embarrassed.

There are ways to prevent unwanted erections while nude in locker rooms and showers. It requires considerable mind control, i.e., concentrating very hard on other things. Doing somewhat difficult mental arithmetic can be very effective. Try multiplying 2-digit numbers together, such as 21 x 22. For those interested, here is how to do it:

21 = (20 + 1) and 22 = (20 + 2). Therefore, 21 x 22 =
(21 + 1) x (20 + 2)
= (20 x 20) + (20 x 2) + (20 x 1) + (1 x 2)
= 400 + 40 + 20 + 2
=462

If that doesn't require enough concentration to prevent an erection, try larger numbers, such as 63 x 87, which is more difficult.
 
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I wear underware regularly, however, I go on underware holidays during summer.
However,

Last week I was freeballing for a change to work under the black dress pants.

I had semis all day. All day. Ocasssional full fledge boner a few times.

I felt so alive!!
 
I wear underware regularly, however, I go on underware holidays during summer.
However,

Last week I was freeballing for a change to work under the black dress pants.

I had semis all day. All day. Ocasssional full fledge boner a few times.

I felt so alive!!

It would be interesting to know something about your work environment so that we will understand why you are free to risk having erections at work.