Bopper Basting

You think you will.
Long, long (forgive the word) initiation process, dear.
Send pix, chiropractor's attestation, and kidney function results to:


Bopperbasting Buds Inc.™
1407 Wii Drive
Flatbush, NY 66666
Things are obviously not going well so I'll be contacting them ASAP.
 
you shoulda brought an umbilical cord if you came to do the charleston!
 
Ah yes, the Emerald City. It's the only scene in The Wiz worth anything. It's nice to see the WTC back in the days when it was the sine qua non of Progress.

Pity it's just a hole in the ground these days.