...whose parents should be doing a better job monitoring their web surfing. Is it just me, or do other people have an urge to rant when they see these asinine bi-weekly threads entitled Am I hung? Am I big? (Am I too dumb to use google? Did I fall asleep in human reproduction class? Are there any hot doodz/chix in here? ) Here's some of the responses I've muzzled to recent queries: "That has to be the smallest dick I've seen since someone mailed me nude pictures of M. Jackson sucking off D. Cheney." "I seriously doubt you could make a hamster happy, now go kill yourself for the sake of human genetics." "Ouch! Did you get a big settlement after the circumcision accident?" P.S. I enjoy insult comedy and rants. This isn't directed at anyone in particular.