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Did Glenn in last weeks episode have a boner when he got woken up about the guest not coming back?
Just remember, it looks nice and then he opens his cheeks and his hole looks so beat. I'd share pictures from earlier in the thread but don't want to traumatize anyone lol.
Cloud Haze
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His hole is a little fuzzy and "open for business", but I'm ok with that. A guy with Jake's personality wants his hole beat anyway. On one season of BD he went from kissing guys to gals. He wants attention and he wants to play. Guys like him can be fun if you don't fall in love with them because he isn't going to stop anytime soon.
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I may or may not have found my previously lost Kelly Johnson stuff.
I am on my knees begging and praying you share them lol
Oooh spill spill
Tempted to take the bait from what douchey Chef Ryan has been sending out. It looks good from what I’ve seen. Am I alone on this?
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Please share
Sunman_Universe
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If he's going to make money doing this, he needs to have his asshole bleached. It's fairly common for sex workers. This is just not appealing because his hole doesn't look clean.
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I get it. If he is asking for money he should give his audience what they want. Personally I want his cute BD haircut back. But Jake's persona is bohemian raunchy sex fiend. So no cute haircut for me.
Jake probably didn't really know what his potential audience would demand of him. I mean he rarely post on OF which is a big no-no when asking for money.
Cloud Haze
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Be careful with his videos. He does not have previews of the videos and sells the same video with a different description. Example: the March 13 video called “WHATCH ME GET NAUTI AND ALL OVER THIS NEW BOAT!! ️ ” is the same as the one posted today titled: “Huge load.. Would you spit or swallow? ” He also once sold a video that was not of hi.
I'd love to see! Thankyou in advance lol
Somehow I seriously doubt you have anything that wasn't already posted to the thread.
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Oh sweetie if someone says they have Kelley photos they probably do because Kelley has been naughty over the years.
Kelly has a dic pic that we already know about and love. The chances of that being the only one is very slim. Plus Kelley has had no problem sharing countless underwear pics of himself.
Almost 10 years ago when Kelley first appeared on BD he had a reddit account under the name MarineFisher. You just know guys who post pics of themselves holding a piece of paper with their account name and date are up to no good. The paper had thd date 2013 on it which was before his BD debut. Kelley could have been sharing nudes to women on LadyBonersGW like a lot of straight guys do. He just didn't know his future would include fame. Oopsie !!!
Also his sisters instagram has him all over it. More than one photo has the hashtag that says #kjbombdotcom. The hashtag no longer works because something was deleted. If you dig through this tread you will see someone posted an alleged convo with Kelley. A juicy convo. Yes it could be fake, but then why was the hashtag on Kelley's sister insta deactivated so it leads to no where? My plastic wig says there is a cover-up.
Not to mention, true Kelley fans will know there is a short youtube video of him and Nico being interviewed. Kelley mentioned that one time a yachting primary charter guest told him it was ok (for Kelley) to take some women to a small island and do whatever they wanted to do together. Not ground breaking, but it illustrates that Kelley is a horny guy that doesn't always keep things private. Which is good for us.
Let's not forget on Watch What Happens Live, Andy more than once got Kelley to strip down to his undies. Looks like Kelley has had a time in his life when he just didn't know when to stop. And like I said, that is good for us.
Someone has to have his early reddit stuff. There is no way a guy like Kelley only flashed his big white cock to a presumed woman on reddit once. Let's champion the people who might have been there at the beginning of Kelley-Gate. This queen and her wig needs more Kelley-Gate !!!
Below are some pics from waaaayyyyy earlier in the thread.
The pic showing a guy wearing grey underwear is not meant to show Kelley (in the smalller photo-roll you will see it looks like a BigBrother show contestent). The pic is just meant to show that his username (KJbombdotcom) appeard when he was chatting with the person who saved the screen shots. The next photo is the joocie convo. Which earns a chefs-kiss from me.
The other photo is from when Kelley was sharing stuff on reddit. A little earlier than his BD debut. Years later when I found this photo on this thread I looked him up on reddit. The account was still active, but no photos to be had. I believe the account is now gone because I can't find it anymore. I wish I was on LadyBonersGW back in 2013. Cuz even with my fake Dollar Tree press-on nails, Imma keep my fingers crossed for another joocie Kelley dic pic.
I think hes refering to the fact, that if you have been on this thread long enough...tons of people "claim" to have new kelly pics..or pics not seen, but somehow they are never actually produced..I dont even bother responding at this point, if they wanted to share they would just share..not be like oh I have kelly pics..That being said I swore that I saw some of him in a shower once here...but not sure if they were legit or not, and havent seen them since. Ive actually corresponding to him a couple times when I did twitter, was super nice guy.. that being said..I hope someone proves me wrong, cause I like..you would love to see more of him