Browns' Quarterback Baker Mayfield Benched By Women

[thirteenbyseven]

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A few season back Cleveland Browns owner Jimmy Haslam drafted a quarterback with all the tools he believed necessary to be a starting quarterback. His name was Johnny Manziel. The quality Haslam most admired in a franchise QB? Attitude, gobs and gobs of cocky in-your-face attitude. Unfortunately there is often a small line between attitude and youthful immaturity, so Johnny Football was shown the door.

Baker Mayfield-- sometimes derisively called Manziel Light by unhappy local Browns fans-- seemed to be hatched from an identical egg. Like Manziel, Mayfield was undersized; prior to draft day he performed stretching exercises to barely reach the six-foot mark. Unlike Johnny Football, with Baker's trash talking came a delicate ego which was easily bruised after a Browns defeat or his poor performance on the field. Too often, Mayfield's defense mechanisms would surface resulting in interceptions and ill-advised throws. Acutely aware that he wasn't a 6'6" Josh Allen or Justin Herbert with a rocket arm, Mayfield would perform adolescent stunts like passing as far as he could downfield-- when the winds off Lake Erie were howling at 30 mph. It's easy to pass 65 yards with that kind of a tailwind. And finally Baker Mayfield broke the cardinal rules of team play; don't piss-off your star wide receivers by ignoring them and get on the bad side of African-American players in the locker room.

Now at age 27, Mayfield has a second (perhaps final) chance at redemption in Charlotte, North Carolina. Already his wife Emily has become enamored with the lush surroundings of their new home. Arguably the largest serendipitous benefit of the Big Move to Carolina? It's not a Cleveland joke!!!

 

[thirteenbyseven]

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Incredibly, counter-intuitively, one Baker Mayfield has been sent packing to the Los Angeles Rams!!! For every NFL sports fan who believes in schadenfreude, the hope is that he will play on Thursday night against the newly re-energized Las Vegas Raiders. Head coach Sean McVay sent him a playbook to read on the flight out to the west coast.

 

[hollywatts85]

I finally saw nudes. He isn't small. Of course, he's fully hard in the pics, and he might just be a grower, because his bulge is unimpressive when it is soft.

 

[Discreet fun]

I finally saw nudes. He isn't small. Of course, he's fully hard in the pics, and he might just be a grower, because his bulge is unimpressive when it is soft.

Ha. Let see. All talk again. Words are words. A picture speaks thousands of words without saying anything

 

[thirteenbyseven]

Well Merry Christmas to you hollywatts85! I couldn't find anything online, although his wife Emily attracts a lot of interest. Do the photos look real, or are they something out of Freaks of Nature?

Baker has recently emerged as an elite quarterback with the L.A. Rams. His passes are crisp and accurate. If the Rams were in the midst of a playoff run, his performance would be a tour de force.

 

[johnjohnston]

Well Merry Christmas to you hollywatts85! I couldn't find anything online, although his wife Emily attracts a lot of interest. Do the photos look real, or are they something out of Freaks of Nature?

Baker has recently emerged as an elite quarterback with the L.A. Rams. His passes are crisp and accurate. If the Rams were in the midst of a playoff run, his performance would be a tour de force.

Baker will never be “elite”. He’s streaky as hell. However, with the right system and offensive line he can still be a solid quarterback. He still has a certain brash, everyday, semi douche, redneck sex appeal about him.

 

[thirteenbyseven]

I absolutely agree. But 'Tis the Season so let Baker have his 15 minutes of fame in junk time.

Meanwhile in Tampa with Tom Brady and his expressionless head coach Todd Bowles, the Buccaneers look god awful. And up in Cleveland the Browns-- Mayfield's old team-- get to once again fulfill that age-old mistake on the lake vow: Wait until next year!!!

 

[BubbleButtHungBoy]

I absolutely agree. But 'Tis the Season so let Baker have his 15 minutes of fame in junk time.

Meanwhile in Tampa with Tom Brady and his expressionless head coach Todd Bowles, the Buccaneers look god awful. And up in Cleveland the Browns-- Mayfield's old team-- get to once again fulfill that age-old mistake on the lake vow: Wait until next year!!!

Tom forced Bruce Arians out because he didn't put up with Toms bullshit.

 

[terry smith]

Manifesting getting to see those pictures one day

 

[thirteenbyseven]

Tom forced Bruce Arians out because he didn't put up with Toms bullshit.

That is definitely the rumor. It's so sad to see Bruce Arians alone up in the booth. He also has health problems so he didn't need the stress.

 

[BubbleButtHungBoy]

That is definitely the rumor. It's so sad to see Bruce Arians alone up in the booth. He also has health problems so he didn't need the stress.

Survived cancer three times I believe

 

[Discreet fun]

Manifesting getting to see those pictures one day

Lmao.

 

[hollywatts85]

I bought them from someone. They are legit.

 

[Discreet fun]

I bought them from someone. They are legit.

Lmao. Sigh.

 

[Hiseeze7]

I finally saw nudes. He isn't small. Of course, he's fully hard in the pics, and he might just be a grower, because his bulge is unimpressive when it is soft.

Where?

 

[thirteenbyseven]

What a difference five years makes. Baker Mayfield is a legitimate franchise quarterback for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and his original team-- the hapless-hopeless Cleveland Browns-- are again in complete disarray at quarterback.

Being a straight, I haven't actively used a search engine for male celebrity athlete nude photos. But beware, I've seen photoshopped or AI generated nudes of the most beautiful blonde female supermodels on this planet. Celebrities and their attorneys are usually hypervigilant when it comes to nude photos online of them.

However with all the ribbing and good-natured yucks that Mayfield undoubtedly withstood after that Cleveland morning drivetime interview with that woman, I wouldn't be a bit surprised if he paid someone to post fake photoshopped pics of him online with a two-foot dong, including a caption: The Mayfield Monster Meat that ate Cleveland!!!