Browns' Quarterback Baker Mayfield Benched By Women

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Baker Mayfield is quickly becoming a stereotypical personification of Cleveland. He's a small quarterback; there's still some debate on whether he's a legitimate 6 feet, much less the 6' 1" he's listed. Photos with him and former OU teammate (5' 10") Kyler Murray together show a scant one-inch difference in height. Then there is Mayfield's well-documented sensitive ego. Although his quarterback rating languishes near the bottom of 32 teams in the NFL, he desperately desires to be thought of as elite, in the same breath as Tom Brady or Aaron Rogers. It does his self-esteem no favors when the media reveled to the world he was endowed like a hamster.

By now team psychologists around the league have discovered Mayfield's Achilles heel. He's driven by fear he may actually be the Cleveland dweeb everyone has always suspected he is, so it leads him to attempt feats of gridiron daring-do. On Sunday, while the Browns were getting pummeled by the Arizona Cardinals, by pure luck Baker Mayfield completed a Hail Mary touchdown pass in the closing moments of the first-half. Sports anchors marveled at the distance it traveled. They neglected to mention that FirstEnergy Stadium, on the shores of Lake Erie, was being buffeted that day with 23-25 knot winds out of the west. My cousin, who was sitting in the stands with his teenage son, said any ball tossed in an easterly direction would carry half way to Ashtabula.

Let's tune-in tomorrow night to see if Baker will suit-up with a fully torn labrum on his non-throwing shoulder. If not he will be on the Cleveland bench, sullenly watching his replacement, Case Keenum. If Keenum lights the scoreboard, it could lead Mayfield to a "case" of terminal impotence.

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johnjohnston said:
Um, that whole post made you sound like a douchebag, not Baker. The personal attacks, the jabs at Cleveland, talking about penis size- you’re being corny.
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And to think there's even more where that came from! I'm one of those born in Cleveland-- family from Shaker Heights-- types who never quite got over Red Right 88. :eek::( Going w-a-a-y back into history, a former Browns team doctor Vic Ippolito was a family friend of my grandparents. His medical practice was a couple blocks from Shaker Square.

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hollywatts85 said:
No one knows if these vids/pics got captured???Some Random Girl On Twitter Is Claiming She Hooked Up With A Very Married Baker Mayfield
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Baker Mayfield Takes Jab At Fans In Response To Being Booed

At last! An outline of Baker Mayfield's manhood. I know he was really depressed and angry at the time, stomping off the field in the midst of jeers and derisive laughter from the dawg pound raining down upon him....but is that tiny impression in the fabric of Baker Mayfield's trousers a pee-pee head?? I think so. I asked my wife, who as a woman should be adept at detecting male appendages in clothing, and she thinks so too. Even taking into consideration the humiliation of being ridiculed after an horrendous passing performance against an 0-9-1 opponent like the Detroit Lions-- all the blood drained-out of his organ-- it's still a tiny wiener. :neutral:
 
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Why on Earth would a “100% straight guy” write a long post about how how big they think a dude’s dick is? And you brought up your supposed wife just to remind people how supposedly “straight” you are, as if that made you come off like less of a creep. While just glancing at some of your other posts reflect a rather toxic mindset.

I know sports can bring the cookoo out of people. But you’re disturbed sir.
 
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Why on Earth would a “100% straight guy” write a long post about how how big they think a dude’s dick is? And you brought up your supposed wife just to remind people how supposedly “straight” you are as if they made you come off any better. I know sports can bring the cookoo out of people. But you’re disturbed sir.
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And have been for some 51-years! Be advised that my wife can also multi-task. She was slicing and dicing ingredients in preparation for baking a Thanksgiving casserole dish, when she took time-out to take a gander at Baker Mayfield. ;)
 
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"We missed-out on Mahomes, Burrow... And who do we got, a fucking midget!" -- Tony Grossi

Yesterday morning, after passing his Covid test at the Browns training facility immediately south of Cleveland Hopkins airport, quarterback Baker Mayfield hopped into a waiting Phenom 300 business jet at Atlantic Aviation. The short 382 statute mile flight came courtesy of Flexjet chairman and Browns fan Kenn Ricci. A short while later, a confident Mayfield had his photo taken disembarking at Austin Straubel International airport in Wisconsin, ready to do battle against Aaron Rogers and the Green Bay Packers.

Four interceptions later he handed gleeful Packers fans their gift-wrapped Christmas present, and with two games to go, likely evaporated any hope for the Browns to make the playoffs.
 
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