Bryce hall

He’s such a douche and probably smells but damn there’s something about him. I want him to squat on my face.
Haha I get it... sorta. I just can’t shake that we’re in the dark timeline and exist in a world where he’s semi-famous.

He just reminds me way too much of your average peeked in high school burnout whose occupation is “thinking about becoming a personal trainer” and who’s always pissed cause all his friends are starting to move away or “can’t hang” cause of work. His catch phrases are “don’t be such a pussy” and “c’mon, bro”. He’s the guy at the gym who 100% knows someone who can “totally hook you up, bro”. His ride is the jeep his grandma got him as a graduation present that always smells like gym towels and Axe (he keeps saying he’s gonna get it lifted and add oversized tires, but you know he won’t). He talks a mad game about how many chicks he pulls, but he has a chronic case of whisky dick that leads to lots of floppy foreplay and “is it hard enough to try?” and little else. THAT’S the Bryce Hall from every other reality.
 
yall understand that he isnt right?! and that he just simply stated it to get likes, views and digital impressions via the apps which raises his standing and drives more money to him... not sure how everybody keeps falling for this stuff
 
yall understand that he isnt right?! and that he just simply stated it to get likes, views and digital impressions via the apps which raises his standing and drives more money to him... not sure how everybody keeps falling for this stuff

People here always think with their dick and not their brain