Bumpin' Uglies

[Reddhott]

Euphemisms. We love them, we hate them. Share your sexual euphemisms. If they are kink-specific, please define them for us.

 

[twoton]

"Slappin' ham" for doggy style.

 

[Reddhott]

Knockin' boots.

Yes, all my sexual references come from the 80s. Sue me.

 

[twoton]

Yes, all my sexual references come from the 80s. Sue me.

I'm looking for Blair Underwood's number in my Rolodex...

 

[deleted848353]

How about rumble in the jungle

 

[fluffychocolate]

Doing the wild thang. Yes thang and not thing.
Riding the baloney pony.
Knocking boots.
Bumping and Grinding.
Getting my grind on.
Getting my swerve on. I have no idea where that one came from.
Getting my freak on.
And when we were trying to be sneaky about it we called it Creeping.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Plowing her furrow(What can I say? Lived near farmland, and picked up some of the euphemisms)
The hip to hip shake
Porking
Doing the dastardly deed

 

[Betty_Cocker]

<<< In for the educational value!

 

[nudeyorker]

Doing the dirty hula!

 

[fluffychocolate]

Bust one
Get your rocks off
Boffing
Boinking, even though I think it is the silliest term
Boning
Laying pipe
Get laid
Clearing the cobwebs, used after a sexual hiatus

 

[Betty_Cocker]

I surely must be a simple girl... I don't think I've ever used any of these euphemisms... haven't even HEARD most of them.

What a learning experience for me. I think I will tell my husband that he needs to clear the cobwebs.... hahah...

of course.. I have "gotten laid" before..

 

[BJprincess]

I know an English guy that calls it "slap and tickle" ??? It just sounds hotter with an English accent.

 

[rob_]

Makin' the magic happen!

 

[Betty_Cocker]

My husband reminded me of one we use :

"make an appointment" and "my calendar is open"
(they kinda go together)

 

[fluffychocolate]

I always thought that was just foreplay. I learned something new.

I know an English guy that calls it "slap and tickle" ??? It just sounds hotter with an English accent.

 

[Mr. Bungle]

Drivin' the meat bus to tuna town!!!

 

[docdeath]

Yodeling in the canyon!
Getting my red wings, (eating pussy during her period).
Carpet munching.
Eating at the "Y".
Submarine races, (an oldie).
Tickling her tonsils.
Bearded clam for dinner.

 

[twoton]

I always thought that was just foreplay. I learned something new.

Since college, my wife has used "fool around," to mean everything from making-out to hours of wild monkey sex.

So when she says someone "fooled around" with someone else, I have no idea what she's talking about.

Wasn't "A little slap and tickle" the name of a Squeeze album? Or maybe a song on "Singles, 45 and under?"

 

[twoton]

My husband reminded me of one we use :

"make an appointment" and "my calendar is open"
(they kinda go together)

"A little bit of alone time?"

A good, old-fashioned romp

 

[Betty_Cocker]

"A little bit of alone time?"

A good, old-fashioned romp

Usually I just say ... "wanna have sex?" :biggrin1:
I'm straight to the point...