Caption Contest

[TomSchmo]

Look at this picture.
And answer the question:
Whats in my pants??

 

[crescendo69]

A candy bar? Something to suck on?

 

[B_Morning_Glory]

your cock

 

[rbkwp]

A packet of Cigarettes.. something to suck on also..?
enz

 

[D_Rod Staffinbone]

Look at this picture.
And answer the question:
Whats in my pants??

caption-

"is that a faceted plastic cup or are you just glad to see me?"

 

[koval]

That's easy. It's your legs, all three of them :wink:

 

[nashboy]

:redface:

 

[bigmoochie]

"A weapon of mass erection!" :wink:

 

[MLD1]

you legs
your great gock (AND head)
a roll from toilet papir??
no boxers (you are the commando type, we know:smile

 

[bigmoochie]

C'mon, folks . . . think comedy.

OK, I got a couple more:

"A transformer?" (Has to be Optimus Prime!)

"The Cuminator!"

(Alright, maybe it's not my best material . . .)

 

[crescendo69]

A vibrating cellphone?

 

[D_Jared Padalicki]

Deodorant?

 

[hockeyguy741]

a hotdog with mustard, ketchup and relish

 

[crescendo69]

42?

 

[freeballing]

looks like a coke can ?

 

[frenchbread]

a BMW

 

[krazyNupe]

Cell phone

 

[bigmoochie]

Cell phone? How 'bout this: A telephone pole!

 

[hockeyguy741]

small furry animal

 

[B_Morning_Glory]

C'mon, folks . . . think comedy.

OK, I got a couple more:

"A transformer?" (Has to be Optimus Prime!)

"The Cuminator!"

(Alright, maybe it's not my best material . . .)

ok ill give it another try, his right knee his left knee and his wee nee,LOL. is that better now? comedy wise?