Caption This!

First I want to point out one fact. He's obviously not a drag queen because he left out the heels...

As for the caption: "Houseboy of the year?"
 
Move over, "Daisy"! There's a new chicken of the sea in the house (Come to mama, Nicky)!
 
That's the LAST time I go to LPSG for a hookup.... or if that is too close to Alex's joke.

"Baby I'm sorry!! I swear, I don't know how that pornography got on the computer!"