celery and increased ejaculation

[blakobra8]

I read somewhere that eating a lot of celery increases ejaculation volume. I put it to the test a few days ago and have been eating 2-3 stalks of the stuff a day. Already, I'm nutting like a fucking garden hose.

Maybe it's placebo, or some other variable, but my loads have been awesome. Has anyone else tried this?

 

[D_fygylu]

nope and prob never will because if there is one veggie I hate more than anything, its celery

 

[blakobra8]

haha, yeah I don't like it at all, but I'm suffering for the sake of science.

 

[D_Balls Cezanne]

:yuck:Bleurgh...celery.

 

[D_Skippy_Skidmarx]

I love celery so I will try it. Also, I take Money Shot piles and they seem to noticeably increase my ejaculated volume. I make a big mess after I cum three times or more back to back.

 

[Woodland]

Celery with peanut butter, or cheese, or ranch dip, GREAT!

But just by itself? BOOOOOOORRRRRRIIIIING lol

 

[DAMP1]

I had also heard that it makes cum taste great ...

 

[Sitronmelde]

Celery has natural nitrates like onions or spinach (keeps meat pink and juicy when cooking); Also, folic acid (folate), potassium, phosphorous: Cooking Celery

 

[Sitronmelde]

Celery has natural nitrates like onions or spinach (keeps meat pink and juicy when cooking); Also, folic acid (folate), potassium, phosphorous: Cooking Celery

 

[blakobra8]

I had also heard that it makes cum taste great ...

my cum definitely tastes better. More salty than normal, but less of the proteiny sperm flavor.

 

[bored2009]

Ugh. Why must it be something that tastes so nasty. Uck!

 

[fireinv]

nope and prob never will because if there is one veggie I hate more than anything, its celery

try it with peanut butter

 

[D_Meurius_Rump]

A nutritious diet full of veggies and fruit make semen taste a little sweet and salty at the same time. Therefore, bad diet, bad tasting semen.

 

[blakobra8]

I'm already getting used to the celery. It's a small price to pay for huge delicious loads I can spray across my girlfriend's asshole/mouth

 

[uncut_1234]

i like to dip celery in blue cheese dressing

 

[D_Holden_Maballs]

I guess Tommy Lee is friends with Peter North, and Peter told Tommy that this was his secret. Lee says this in his autobiography. Never tried it though.

I also heard if you drink pineapple juice, it makes your semen taste sweet. One day Im gonna drink a gallon of pineapple juice, eat a bunch of celery, and blow a huge load on someone's face.

 

[uncut_1234]

maybe ill try it one day
im sure drinking lots of water and being well hydrated also helps.. i notice a big difference with that
if im sweating a lot and dont drink enough water throughout the day they can be much thicker

 

[blakobra8]

I guess Tommy Lee is friends with Peter North, and Peter told Tommy that this was his secret. Lee says this in his autobiography. Never tried it though.

I also heard if you drink pineapple juice, it makes your semen taste sweet. One day Im gonna drink a gallon of pineapple juice, eat a bunch of celery, and blow a huge load on someone's face.

lol

 

[Sitronmelde]

..... and Peter told Tommy that this was his secret.......

That's funny; fifteen years ago I read a little book written by Peter North, before the pill and sex supplements craze. He wrote thats eating lots of carbohydrates made him the big shooter.

 

[bigtool4u]

its soooooo good with hummus yum yum