Chris Evans

As the majority of Americans are cut, and he is Captain "America" surely he is going to be cut?

Yeah, it's very likely Chris is cut. He was born in the US in the early 1980's at a time when most American boys were snipped, plus we already know his brother Scott is cut.
 
I think there is more evidence to suggest that it's his brothers dick, or a guy his brother was sexting dick.

I wish more than anything for it to be Chris's dick... but based on the evidence i don't think it is, we have to be logical about this.

Think with your brains not your dicks.
 
So guys, someone uploaded this high quality pic on Twitter. I don’t think it is possible for someone to take that small picture from a screen recording to convert it this HD. If they are able to find this picture in HD like this, it is most likely that this pic was on the internet already, which means it’s probably NOT his dick.
Looks just a random dick which scott save that and maybe showing to his brother chris make a fun joke lol
 
A gay porn star, Colby Jansen. That's why I'm sure Scott knows who it is :laughing:

Edit: Colby's a fan of Cap:
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And he also got to meet Rob Gronkowski
https://twitter.com/ColbyJansen_/status/1236245620031016960

Whoa. Thanks! Im imagining now that maybe Chris hired him. Lol
 
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I think there is more evidence to suggest that it's his brothers dick, or a guy his brother was sexting dick.

I wish more than anything for it to be Chris's dick... but based on the evidence i don't think it is, we have to be logical about this.

Think with your brains not your dicks.

It's more logical that Chris has a pic of his own dick on his phone, rather than his brother's dick.
 
The only conspiracy theory I have’t seen being postulated is that this was intentional. And I think it was.

Could it be he’s just a horny fuck who wanted to have a moment of exhibitionism on his global platform and needed an excuse to do it. I mean...most of us here are exhibitionist who like to show off. Being a celebrity doesn’t change that. If anything it’d amplify it. He’s got some quiet time in his career, while being at the peak of his fame still. Maybe he just finally wanted to show off his dick, ut obviously couldn’t just post it to avoid controversy. So he came up with some scenario.

This is the perfect excuse. “Oops, accidentally screenshot a video and showed my gallery at the end, and it just happens to have a bunch of pics of me to confirm it’s actually my gallery and whoa, there’s mah dick! Hahaha! ”

A. The “it’s his brother” theories don’t really hold logically. If the video was sent to him by his brother, then certainly he would’ve watched it, noticed the three seconds of dick at the end and not uploaded it. The Incest Is Fun Squad is projecting. As for the videos, he’s playing that game where you pass the phone to the other person to read the clues, hence why his brother was getting the phone. B. He also doesn’t seem the most technically astute and has uploaded screenshots and screen records when a simple upload would have sufficed, as well as uncropped pictures. I’ve also screenshot and video recorded my own video for various reasons, sometimes even because the size of the video is too large but a screen record produces a lower quality copy. C. And, why would he have photos of himself in his phone? The same reason we all have photos of ourselves from years ago and from different occasions stored in our phone.

Moreover, Twitter is going after the posts and deleting them. Typically that’s something they do when the person’s legal team makes contact regarding the photo.

All that being said, I think it was intentional. He wanted to show the dick. He did.
 
I think he is in big trouble. Even if he gives an explanation defending himself it was not his dick, then people would assume he is gay. If he says its belongs to his brother, then he is in trouble he cannot expose his brother so openly in public. So this is a very complicated issue. He is surrounded by all sides, how will he escape now?

He will say and do nothing and that is the best move.
 
Ok so this week: Jeremy Renner’s 114 files came out on gaytorrent, then Matt Lanter’s nudes and vids are circulating on the Telegram porn community, and now Chris’ dick is leaked. Awesome
Invite a sis pls
 
The question is, that screenshot is taken from an iPhone 8 or older...do y’all really think he has that iPhone and not the newest ones??? LMAO
Don’t think that this means anything. Chris Pine admitted he still uses old flip phones. Just cause Evans is a celeb doesn’t mean he’s obsessed with owning the latest tech at all times. He actually seems like a guy who couldn’t care less about being up to date with the latest trends, especially material trends.