Chris Evans

People still out here with conspiracies

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I don't know why y'all have to sit and argue/debate about who's dick it is as if we'll ever really know until either Chris or his brother speaks about it... just please shut up y'all are annoying. Enjoy it for what is and shut up. Thanks. :)

Did you miss the screencaps of Chris's tweet?
https://twitter.com/ChrisEvans/status/1305681183129436161

It's his.
 
I kind of feel like it's time those in denial just accept that it's Chris's. Why even bend over backwards trying to make theories that don't make sense. Whatever reason Chris had to screen record instead of sending the actual video is perhaps only known to him. And with his tweet, everything points to it literally being his dick. And I feel like there's just no point now to come up with new theories and perhaps, just maybe, try to get some sleep now after wanking to his dick pic k.

Like who would have thought the year that brought back the plague, also blessed us with America's dick. And it's a good dick at that! Can't believe that after all these years thirsting for this man, we get to see it, and in an aroused state at that! I don't care so much about the quality of the original cause from what has been proven, those restore apps do a damn good job at making a tiny thumbnail high definition. And now that it's all out I hope he is more comfortable doing nudity in his future projects cause he has always been beautiful and seeing a full nude body shot would literally break the internet.
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I don't know why y'all have to sit and argue/debate about who's dick it is as if we'll ever really know until either Chris or his brother speaks about it... just please shut up y'all are annoying. Enjoy it for what is and shut up. Thanks. :)

Did you not hear the news? Chris did speak up about it. An acknowledgement of embarrassment and the lack of a denial speaks volumes. He doesn't have to formally say "That is my dick that you guys all saw", because his tweet already implies that.

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I don't know why y'all have to sit and argue/debate about who's dick it is as if we'll ever really know until either Chris or his brother speaks about it... just please shut up y'all are annoying. Enjoy it for what is and shut up. Thanks. :)

What it is is an average dick pic that no one would give a shit about if it weren't for the possibility that it belongs to Chris Evans.
 
"Average" lol. I mean, if all dicks look the same to you and you don't care who it belongs to, literally why are you on this forum? Lol.

I literally said the only reason we care about this is because it might be his. How are your reading comprehensions?
 
This thread suddenly had thrice the amount of pages and people are now fighting. It's just a dick guys

And you jump in with a generic line that's been said like a trillion times. Great contribution.
 
There’s so many explicit things on Twitter that have been reported and Twitter allows it to stay on there. His PR team aggressively is removing any sharing of his dick pic. For y’all to still claim it might not be his, it blows my mind.
 
Guess that really was him. Will say both him and his brother have similar looking dicks. Both have "helmet head" with Chris's being wider but shorter and Scott's long but narrower. Does looks like Scott is a bit bigger around 7 on the low end and 7.5 inches on the high end. Chris looks to be shorter around 6 inches on the low end to maybe 7 inches on the high end. Bigger range estimate since you can't see all of his dick. It looks like based on the position that is at least 50-60% of it is exposed and looks about 3-4 inches.

Both great looking dicks. Good shape, good head and average to above average length with average girth.
That looks bigger than average girth. Looks to be about 5.5” girth which is not average and it looks more like 7.5 to 8”
 
So now that he has confirmed that it is his I wonder what is going to happen in the future he doesn’t seem that embarrassed with the way he responded and people gave him a lot of encouragement so could we be seeing more of America’s Cock in the future