Chris Evans

[junkyardginger]

Gay people everywhere are doomed if we can't even complain that a man doesn't show ass in a movie FULL of full frontal female nudity and graphic lesbian sex scenes on a website like this. Wanting him to do the bare minimum of male nudity in a movie where the two female stars scissor each other on screen isn't crazy.

 

[whoremembers]

You guys acting like he owes his gay audience something is kinda funny

 

[Forbiddenecho]

You guys acting like he owes his gay audience something is kinda funny

Literally. It’s quite concerning how parasocial and demanding some people have turned into.

 

[rakkasei]

i'm not demanding anything, I'd just like if he showed more dick and ass.

 

[junkyardginger]

i'm not demanding anything, I'd just like if he showed more dick and ass.

Literally and we're not even asking for dick just ass which is like... the bare minimum. They're acting like we're being spoiled for saying that it's a little unfair that he's conveniently hidden in a movie where women are showing their vaginas. It's not the 1950's any more it's a little ridiculous to act like we should be grateful just to see him shirtless in a movie where the women are far less modest.

 

[Vincent4748]

You guys acting like he owes his gay audience something is kinda funny

Literally. It’s quite concerning how parasocial and demanding some people have turned into.

This! He doesnt owe us anything...we want to see him butt naked and we dont! We are dissapointed and some of you are not..thats all and nothing more..its not like we want to boycott him cos he shos no butt or want to riot!!!

 

[Felizi]

I can’t wait to watch the movie!

 

[altBro0]

Other more explicit scenes of his last movie have already come out on the web and apart from these it really shows him in a sex scene with a kind of blur effect of delirium on top

 

[xander_7]

The dude shows a sliver of his hips and y'all act like he presented hole. I don't think it's asking too much to be a little upset that in a movie with graphic female nudity the male star can't even show his ass, a body part so mundane a dude can fully show it in a PG-13 movie.

The Coen Brothers are straight men who make movies for straight film bros so I don't think anyone expected gay porn from Chris. It's just annoying to us that in 2025 the women and gay guys in the audience still have to settle for scraps while the straight men watching get 100 scenes of fully naked women.

This! All of this!!!

 

[archervice]

I still think "Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer" is his hottest shirtless scene. I like the thicker chest hair.

I gotta go Cellular.

 

[archervice]

You guys acting like he owes his gay audience something is kinda funny

Because his female audience have no desire to see him naked in a sex comedy, right?

 

[javimafit]

 

[whoremembers]

Because his female audience have no desire to see him naked in a sex comedy, right?

I promise you, his female audience doesn’t care about seeing his ass. They’re already fanning themselves over his chest. You’re the greedy ones

 

[lordassriel]

Women like his ass too.

 

[junkyardginger]

I promise you, his female audience doesn’t care about seeing his ass. They’re already fanning themselves over his chest. You’re the greedy ones

I hope the next time you get a blow job the guy blowing you stops right before you're about to cum and when you complain about it he calls you greedy and says you should appreciate the fact that he put your dick in his mouth at all regardless of whether or not he finished the job.

 

[CapEd15]

Does anyone know where to buy the jockstrap Chris is wearing? I like that it doesn’t have the logo on the waistband.

 

[Wayhomie]

Random question… did the Chris Evans dick pic or nudes actually leak in 2020? I was just talking to my friend about it and I remember reading it was just a fake thing that was a rumor but my friend said it was actually true!

 

[Dark Horse]

Random question… did the Chris Evans dick pic or nudes actually leak in 2020? I was just talking to my friend about it and I remember reading it was just a fake thing that was a rumor but my friend said it was actually true!

They did.

 

[ai.warrior.supreme]

Some of the comments are quite toxic....let me clarify few things...

This is lpsg where we are supposed to just over hot men . It's not reddit.

This is Chris Evans he is known for his hotness not oscarworthy performances.

This is a movie full of female nudity .

And yes he andbthe director surely owes to gay fans to show his butt. Because huge number of us pay for the movie tickets. More for female nudity I get that, but you cannot ignore one section of society when you are making funny sexy content.

 

[1bats]

Random question… did the Chris Evans dick pic or nudes actually leak in 2020? I was just talking to my friend about it and I remember reading it was just a fake thing that was a rumor but my friend said it was actually true!

He accidentally posted it as part of a screen recording on IG and then later acknowledged it.