Chris Evans

I don't know what makes me smile more -- that he's so damn handsome, or that he drinks beer instead of snooty cocktails. Normally I'd judge a guy for drinking Amstel Light, but I'm sure this was one of those hollywood parties and that's just what they had available for the carb conscious socialites. When he comes over, I'll have some double IPAs on ice for him.

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I have to admit.. if I ever was in a crowded room full of the hottest male celebrities I’ve always wanted to fuck around with, I’d definitely accidentally “bump” into them and grab a feel. They’d never know who it was either. Lmaoo
 
that's sexual harassment... what the fuck is wrong with you
Oh girl get a lifeeeee :joy: People can can say the craziest shit about what they’d do to their celebrity crushes, a lot of which aren’t gay and wouldn’t be the least comfortable BUT God forbid someone says something like this. There’s always one person who will be annoying. Ever hear of fantasy?
 
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Oh girl get a lifeeeee :joy: People can can say the craziest shit about what they’d do to their celebrity crushes, a lot of which aren’t gay and wouldn’t be the least comfortable BUT God forbid someone says something like this. There’s always one person who will be annoying. Ever hear of fantasy?
Your fantasy is to grope Chris without his consent? Bit weird that
 
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