Chris hemsworth
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I’m not gonna deny this, because Chris having a huge nearly 9 inch meaty uncut Aussie dick does fit with my fantasy haha. But, I would love to hear your stats on this, what has led you to this conclusion?After a truly extensive data analysis, I can confidently say with statistics that Chris Hemsworth’s penis is 8.7 inches long. Just leaving this here because I know I’m not the only one who thinks about this numerous times per week
I can share the excel documents if you’re interestedI’m not gonna deny this, because Chris having a huge nearly 9 inch meaty uncut Aussie dick does fit with my fantasy haha. But, I would love to hear your stats on this, what has led you to this conclusion?
so in short, I assigned a weight to the most common predictors of penis size (around 9 factors) and each had about a 10-35% correlation to size. So, all-in-all each of the 9 components are rather weak predictive variables. I used those factors, and then race/nationality averages to add to a total of about 12 or 13 predictive variables & presumptive averages. After that, the real “guess” that I made is I assumed that Chris Hemsworth was in the highest 98th percentile of each of those categories. But honestly, Chris hemsworth probably is near the 98th percentile in each of the variables - foot size, hand size, nose size, height, weight/bmi, prenatal hormones, testosterone levels, etc.
So it really is a best guess lol - but I had to do something to figure it out, hopefully one day we’ll get an affirmation
I dont think I've ever seen a chris bulge in any picture. He's average. But handsome and that's okay
TasteOfYourLips
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That person you're replying to literally only has 10 posts on this forum and just joined one week ago, so it's pretty safe to assume that they are painfully uninformed but confident enough to present their ignorance as fact. Feel free to ignore them and they will just go back to Twitter, where their ignorant takes based on no evidence can thrive. After all, Googling or even just looking through this thread is too difficult for people like that.
And here, have some candy for your troubles:
GustavoAckles
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First of all relax. Chris isn't gonna fuck you. Second its not that serious. Third its not an attack on chris. I like small to average dicks which he clearly has from the small bulge. Nbd.
TasteOfYourLips
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Back all the way off, girly, or to quote some misguided soul on this thread, "relax." The only one projecting fantasies here is you. My feet are firmly planted in reality. My point is that you said "I've never seen Chris bulge" and I said, "Then you haven't googled or looked through this thread." I don't give a shit what he's packing nor what your preferences and fantasies are. End of story.
TasteOfYourLips
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I also love these two. They make me fantasize about what it would be like to have him as a boyfriend or a husband and the way he looks at you walking towards him on the couch, especially after a night of passionate love making and he fucked you so deep and hard multiple times that you slept nearly the entire next day so your body could recover for the next time.
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Sorry but how does that swim suit bulge equal big, especially compared to the workout one. Which I think is just the angle I don’t think he is “small” but he is certainly average maybe above. Srry to burst y’all’s fantasies.
GustavoAckles
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You nor "bursting" anyone fantasies, most of us are not guided an ignorance and lack of common anatomic knowledge to judge the full extension of a penis by it soft state.
But if you think of yourself as smart, knowing better than all. Please do let me "burst" the bubble of your fantasy.
TasteOfYourLips
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Normal-sized people vs Chris Hemsworth
luvernotafighter
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While y'all are obsessing over his body, I'm obsessing over his face. He is so dreamy. Damn he looks different here ....
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TasteOfYourLips
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lol this is funny. So people out here saying it’s 8in and up and you’re saying we shouldn’t judge or expect it either way…my comment wasnt for you but yet you comment to me but not the people saying 8in…maybe my comment was for you lol. But by all means take your moral stand here
Chris seems like more of a grower, and that's so much hotter, imho. I'd much rather have an average size dick that can grow into a huge fat rod, than someone who's hung to his knees and be like, “Oh, that's it?” Just saying.