Christopher Meloni

Matthew McBongo
Channing Tatum
Both great asses but I think Chris still puts them to shame. Chris’s ass has the perfect fat to muscle ratio. Firm with the right amount of jiggle.
 
A recent hookup told me a story about meeting Mr. Meloni in a sauna. He said it wasn’t at a cruisy bathhouse or anything, just a gym sauna, but allegedly he was totally naked and seemed aware of the fact that he was being gawked at a bit, and unbothered by it. My hookup allegedly approached him at a certain point and just shared some kind words about some performance of his and made some comment along the lines of, “I’d recognize your sexy body anywhere.” Maybe that was my hookup talking a big game, but apparently Meloni was very appreciative and kind and receptive. Nothing sexual happened, but he reportedly gave off a very warm, comfortable energy, even when given gay male attention in a such a vulnerable situation being naked in a sauna.

I don’t know if I’m more impressed, endeared, or really fucking turned on by that.