Co-Worker with Big Bulge...

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  1. OandyO

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    I have co-worker who always wears jeans that make his package look like it might burst out of the seams at any moment. I always try catch him at the urinals to see if I can get a peek but have yet to catch anything. It is also very hot to see him work to get his monster out of his pants. It must be a big one.

    Any good tips or tricks on how to get a peek or more???
     
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    I'm assuming you don't work out at the same gym and that you don't have a private hot tub at your place?
    In that case, I'd say alcohol and flattery. If you can get him liqored up a bit and in a one-on-one situation in a private place (your house for example), you could tell him that you're into women but you have this obsession with big cocks. Then flatter him, telling him that his bulge is the hugest you've ever seen in your office and how much you envy/admire him, maybe adding something like it's rare for you to find another guy who is bigger than you are. You can then judge his reaction. If he seems uncomfortable, change to subject. If he's intrigued, take it a step further and suggest some "I'll show you mine if you show me yours".
    Another option would be to give him a few drinks at your place and casually ask if he's into porn at all, then offer to show him something really hot you just downloaded and want to share with somebody it's so good.
    I've used the alcohol and flattery technique before to convert several (otherwise) straight friends into nut-bust buddies. I've also managed to freak out a few friends, so just take your time and watch the signs he's giving you. ;-)
    If he's huge and purposely wearing clothing that exposes this, my guess is that he'd be open to letting you have a look in the right situation. Hell, with some porn, you'd probably ending up stroking one out together on the couch.
    Good luck!
     
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    Damn! I know the feeling. I had a co worker with a 12 inch dick--we did threesomes together so that how I was able to see it. It was one those I'll fuck a girl with you request which also code for I want to see your package.

    And another one with dick was was soft 8 inches and just wraist thick how I got to see that one was at the gym. We worked out and showered afterwards, I'm more muscular than he is so he was floopy at first and then "BING!" Hard! Which was impressive as well.

    So it's usually with planning or just waiting for the right place at the right time.
     
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    Thanks for the great tips. Unfortunately we do not go to the same gym nor do we normally hang out outside of work except for happy hours. Maybe I can try at the next happy hour he goes to, buy a few drinks for him and see if I can bring it up in conversation.
     
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    Using a diamond-tipped drill bit, cut a whole about the size of your head in the urinal he uses. Hide behind THAT wall when he goes to the bathroom and remove the plate as soon as he starts to take it out. You should get your shot then.
     
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    If I do that, I might as well just go up to him and pull it out myself. :)
     
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    I feel your pain!
     
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    Guys in the workplace tend to have a routine, just get his routine.
     
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    You need to sneak some pics so we can see.;)
     
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    This might be an unpopular response...but unless you are prepared to change jobs, I would do nothing.
     
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    You bastard, we don't want smart responses here. We want him to be the most perverted person so he can get fired and cna't pay his bills. But don't tell him I said that. It's a secret.:beerchug:
     
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    Finally got a peek at what he is packing. They have been slowly remodeling the bathrooms at work and the divider was down between the urinals. He cam in and used the urinal next to me while I was in there. He always looks like he is searching for gold when he goes to pull it out. HE does the whole practically bending over dance to pull it through the fly. Have to say could see it out of the corner of my eye and it hung there like a snake coming out for dinner. Maybe I will get lucky and they will not put the dividers back up. Only time will tell.
     
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    ..the whole thing sounds very sexy..
     
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    Should Have compliment him, since the divider are down. You got a monster there, the girl must love it. Wash your hand and wait for his response then walk out.
     
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