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You get a notebook from a dick demon. This dick demon tells you that whoever's name you write in this notebook will have their penis shrink down to one inch BPEL.

With this kind of power you can be a god.

What will you do with this power? Punish the wicked? Hold the world ransom? What will you do?
 
I would laugh at whoever had the idea that "with this kind of power you can be a god", roll my eyes, and toss the book.

What else would you be? You have the ability to alter someone's body, without even touching or looking at them. If Jesus had done that in the Bible it would be one of his greatest miracles.

You will have a power that no one has ever seen. A power that is unstoppable and can bend almost any man to your whims. Why shouldn't you consider yourself a God?
 
Here is what I would do.

I would start by making an example of the most famous dick in the world, Ron Jeremy.

I would warn him through an anonymous twitter account that in 30 days his dick would shrink. Ron would of course laugh at this. He has a big dick. He is superior and invincible. His dick can never shrink. But I would continue making my threats and as they got more press, Ron would see a business opportunity. Believing that nothing would happen, he would do a live stream of his shrinking. His plan would be to entertain his fans by mocking the idea of his giant dick ever shrinking and showing it being worshipped by a harem of hot porn girls. Hundreds of thousands of people across the world would pay to see this event.

But on that day, as his harem are all rubbing on his member, I will write his name in the notebook and in front of the crew filming, his porn star harem and the thousands watching online Ron Jeremy's dick would shrink down to nearly nothing.

The world would be shocked and on edge as all men would start fearing for the safety of their dicks. It would be then that I would make my first demands.
 
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You get a notebook from a dick demon. This dick demon tells you that whoever's name you write in this notebook will have their penis shrink down to one inch BPEL.

With this kind of power you can be a god.

What will you do with this power? Punish the wicked? Hold the world ransom? What will you do?
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You have the ability to alter someone's body, without even touching or looking at them. If Jesus had done that in the Bible it would be one of his greatest miracles.

Perhaps you should re-read John, chapter 4.
 
What else would you be? You have the ability to alter someone's body, without even touching or looking at them. If Jesus had done that in the Bible it would be one of his greatest miracles.

You will have a power that no one has ever seen. A power that is unstoppable and can bend almost any man to your whims. Why shouldn't you consider yourself a God?
You would be a weird, cock-obsessed, creep. Having the ability to change the size of a person's nose wouldn't make you a god of any sort... nor would the ability to change a person's dick. Contrary to the popular opinion around here... the world does not revolve around dick. Not yours or anyone else's... not the size... not the shape... not the color.
 
A much more crude version of this idea became one of the most popular anime series in recent memory. So if you can't see the brilliance of this concept, the fault lies with you.
Soooo your moral compass and view of literary genius comes from a cartoon.
Your posts make much more sense now.