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[deleted136887]

If you dont stop Wally.....I might write your name in this book .

 

[wallyj84]

You would be a weird, cock-obsessed, creep. Having the ability to change the size of a person's nose wouldn't make you a god of any sort... nor would the ability to change a person's dick. Contrary to the popular opinion around here... the world does not revolve around dick. Not yours or anyone else's... not the size... not the shape... not the color.

It would make you a god. A god of noses.

Now that might not make you a very powerful god, but it would make you a god nonetheless.

 

[wallyj84]

Soooo your moral compass and view of literary genius comes from a cartoon.
Your posts make much more sense now.

No. My moral compass comes from American superhero comic books. Which are the pinnacle of American literary achievement.

 

[950483]

It would make you a god. A god of noses.

Now that might not make you a very powerful god, but it would make you a god nonetheless.

Sounds like something that would exist in Discworld.

 

[Doranq]

Deathnote is so good, kinda sad it is being tarnished by Wally's sph boner.

 

[chesschess]

Trump's head is not a penis.

You could shrink his penis though, although becoming one inch might be an increase for him.

Don't be so sure. :-D

 

[chesschess]

don't be silly its already shrunk - what you see is a left over from the Muppets Movie!

Ah yes! My mistake! :-D

And come on guys, lighten up. It's a dumb question to fill some dumb time with some dumb fun. Are you too dumb to realize that? :-D

 

[malakos]

Demons are generally not of interest to me.

That aside, maybe I could just use it for benevolent purposes. For men who really want a tiny penis for being made fun of.