OK, I decided to wear my cock right to work today.
Went on video chat on LPSG to put it on. Oooops. Hard-on. Impossible to get even one ball through. But I had fun jacking for a while for a national audience. LOL.
Distracted myself with getting some coffee. Snuck up on ole' Mr. Cock, who'd softened up a bit. Got one ball through this time before a stiffening sensation told me this wasn't going to work. Push, pull, stetch. Nope. Ball #2 is not gonna . . . play ball. From the comments, the guys on video chat thought this was pretty amusing.
Distracted myself with shaving, brushing teeth, etc. Ran back, surprised Mr. Cock and managed to stuff first one nut, then, with a quickly hardening cock, struggled and got the other nut through. I'm all ringed up for the day.
Gee, I hope I don't get any inappropriate erections at work. . . .