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  1. thetramp

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    So in honor of my 500th post i am throwing a party, and you all are invited, who or what do you bring?
     
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    I will bring a QP, twenty seven gallons of whiskey and my cat.

    And I'm gonna stop at the gas station on the way, anyone want anything?
     
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    And I'm double posting on purpose so we can have a double party, your 500 and my 800 looks like its gonna be half a pound and fifty four gallons of whiskey.
     
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    triple party... my 400th post! haha
     
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    81 Gallons of whiskey and a whole pound it is...

    I only have one cat though.
     
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    If you have champagne and caviar, I'll wear my tuxedo and bring the bubbles!
    The Party!
     
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    I'll bring Tash, and some snacks! =P
     
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    A cake in the shape of a Large Penis.... appropriate, no ?
     
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    Roofies and Vodka me thinks ;)
     
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    I'll bring my burlesque outfit and dance for you:biggrin1:


    and some sosij rolls.....well i am a 'Brit' after all:tongue:
     
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    A penis in the shape of a cake
     
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    NICE!! I'd love to see your outfit :wink:
     
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    and my moves?:wink:
     
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    I would like to see those, and i am glad you are bringing them to our triple party.

    Oh and i bring an old jukebox.
     
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