comedian notnicksimmons

[Ky1292]

Anyone have any more of this short, gym rat king? His jokes are kinda mid but he's sexy asf. He's single but he's always posting thirst traps so there's got to be a dick pic floating around out there somewhere??

 

[Jjroo123]

God he’s so beefy

 

[fckgaaf]

 

[fckgaaf]

Think I found this images here on LPSG, so I brought them to this thread...

 

[loki_ragnorak]

He is so sexy

 

[itskyleemarie123]

he says he wishes he was gay

 

[boxerpuncher]

Lol I like how somebody said his comedy was mid which it is. I think I have seen a couple funny clips though but he’s not as bad as Marco Delvecchio who I’ve started to love hating on LOL cause that guy seems like he’s all fucking crowdwork and is just so cringey to me and not funny. At least this guy has a joke or two it seems like. But still theres this weird class of upcoming like prettyboy comedians who aren’t that funny, very weird. It’s like, go become some other kind of influencer cause comedy ain’t really it

 

[Ky1292]

FUCK He knows EXACTLY what he's doing

 

[guypals]

his arms are always grabbing the attention. massive.

 

[loki_ragnorak]

Him and hit nerd Nick Callas btw I love his arms. Hug me hottie

 

[FrozenAisleDonuts]

Woof cutie

 

[Ky1292]

Him and hit nerd Nick Callas btw I love his arms. Hug me hottie

Is that the one he does the podcast with? Not bad but kinda fuck boy looking

 

[loki_ragnorak]

I find him so sexy

 

[guypals]

I find him so sexy

his arms are incredible

 

[Ky1292]

his arms are incredible

I agree

 

[loki_ragnorak]

Yum

 

[JeromeAlvarez]

How tall is he!!!! He has a nice fucking arms!

 

[loki_ragnorak]

Just want to touch them arms

 

[Ky1292]

JESUS I love how smug he is. He knows he's sexy

 

[Duke29]

How tall is he!!!! He has a nice fucking arms!

He says he’s 5’8” in his stand up, which makes him about average height.