Corrupt A Wish

[TimesUp]

Wish Granted, Your control time is 7%, the remaining 93% goes to the other person

I wish, to have my fear of snakes removed

 

[MondaySucks]

Wish granted, your fear of snakes has been removed but it's only for one minute.

I wish to become a superhero

 

[TimesUp]

Wish Granted, our new Greatest Super Hero ! You will loose your super powers if any of these conditions are present.. Over cast, Rain, Snow, Sunshine, Night time or the temperature is + - of 22c / 71.6f

I wish, that some female will cum into my life to fuck me Raw.

 

[MondaySucks]

Wish granted, you're getting a 30 hour prostate exam, and a colonoscopy with tubes about the same size as your cellphone.

I wish was the greatest chef ​

 

[Silmende]

Wish granted, you're a great chef. Due to corona crisis, you don't get to work though and the bank refuses you a loan for a restaurant of your own.

I wish I could read minds.

 

[MondaySucks]

Wish granted, you are now a mind reader, you can now read books better with your mind.

I wish for the zombie apocalypse to happen

 

[Silmende]

Wish granted, you are now sucked into some video game and can't get out until the zombie apocalyps is over. Run for life!

I wish I could eat upside down.

 

[Motion-of-the-Ocean]

Wish granted, but the food will naturally have to go in the other end.

I wish my neighbor would pay more than two bucks for a car alarm so it wouldn't be going off all hours of the day (who'd want to steal that shitbox anyway?).

 

[Silmende]

That's actually two wishes, only the first one is granted, so your neighbour pays more but it's still noisy.

I wish this site wouldn't get overloads at random.

 

[TimesUp]

Granted, from now on there will be more expired Certs happening

I wish, Spring was our only season forever

 

[WhitewolfK]

Wish granted but only for 1 yr after that its 3yrs of cold winter.

I wish to be more than a prowl nibbler

 

[Silmende]

Granted, from now on you can be anything or anyone you like to be, you have to work for it though.

I wish I had a mute button to make everything around me go quiet.

 

[MondaySucks]

Wish granted, you're given a toy button that you coveted like Smeagol, but it doesn't work no matter how many times you press it. "My precious!"

I wish for true love's kiss.

 

[Silmende]

I can't corrupt this wish. True love is waiting somewhere for you.

I wish I could forget.

 

[MondaySucks]

Wish granted, umm what was your wish again?

I wish I could control the weather

 

[Silmende]

Wish granted, but only once, so whatever you choose will remain for eternity and you must face the consequences.

I wish I was more motivated.

 

[MondaySucks]

Wish granted, you have been motivated to do things without common sense. (You are motivated to go for a jog, but gets hit by a bus for not looking both ways.)

I wish for an adventure

 

[Silmende]

The genie misheard your wish and you're now sent off to the filming of Adventure Bay episodes, just clothed in what you're wearing now, no luggage. There you go, adventure is all waiting.

I wish for more laughs.

 

[MondaySucks]

Wish granted, you have been turned into a mime and is imitating a clown. You made everyone laugh and confused at the same time. However, you can pretend to laugh but will never feel real laughter ever again.

I wish I could turn thieves into frogs

 

[Silmende]

Wish granted. You're now inundated by frogs.

I wish I could see the soul in his eyes.