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Counting Condoms

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by jakeatolla, Oct 22, 2008.

  1. jakeatolla

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    A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon the condom aisle. The son asks his father why there are so many different boxes of condoms. The father replies, ''Well, you see that 3-pack? That's for when you're in high school. You have 2 for Friday night and 1 for Saturday night.'' The son then asks his father, ''What's the 6-pack for?'' The father replies, ''Well, that's for when you're in college. You have 2 for Friday night, 2 for Saturday night, and 2 for Sunday morning.'' Then the son asks his father what the 12-pack is for. The father replies, ''Well, that's for when you're married. You have one for January, one for February, one for March, one for.....''!
     
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    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand: 'Olympic Condoms.' Impressed, he buys a pack. Upon arriving home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made. 'Olympic condoms?' she blurts. 'What makes them so special? ''They're in three colors,' he replies, 'gold, silver, and bronze.''What color are you planning on wearing tonight?' she asks cheekily.'Why, gold, of course,' says the man proudly.'Really?' she responds. 'Why don't you wear the silver tonight? It'd be nice if you came second for a change.'
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    Haha, those are both great :bigok:
     
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    those are good ones, have any more nothing like a good condom joke hubbys full of them but being a truck driver he would LOL, shame i cant remember any but i will try.
     
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    I l9ike the one where young fella goes to the drug store friday night and asks for a dozen rubbers pays and leaves. He returns monday morning madder than hell and tells the clerk the box of rubbers only had eleven. Clerk hands him a new box. appologizing for the error. Young fellal sez , thats all fine and good, but what are you gonna do about the fact that you spoiled my weekend?
     
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    Bend over, dude!
     
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