Cranking one out at work.......

[disconap1973]

Do you guys ever get so horny at work that you have to run to the bathroom and let it fly?

 

[B_RoysToy]

Sure, all the time wondering how many other horny guys have been doing the same thing in the same place.

 

[crossy]

Yeah, but I don't go to the bathroom. I prefer to rub one off on the elevator. Its so... exciting that way. Express from the 51st floor to the main floor. Elevator speed 1200 feet per minute. Jerkoff speed 22 strokes per minute starting up 56 strokes per minute finishing off.

 

[disconap1973]

Sure, all the time wondering how many other horny guys have been doing the same thing in the same place.

How many guys work in your office?

 

[B_FruitFly]

Funniest viral video ever!

 

[laughatbig]

I do it all the time now that I live with my sister after reading these thread i get so work up and need release. I wish I could find a jack off buddy instead.

 

[erratic]

It depends on where I'm working. Places where I'm alone most of the time, sure no problem. Places where there are lots of coworkers (or kids or old people), hell no.

 

[leonceswim]

Yeah, but I don't go to the bathroom. I prefer to rub one off on the elevator. Its so... exciting that way. Express from the 51st floor to the main floor. Elevator speed 1200 feet per minute. Jerkoff speed 22 strokes per minute starting up 56 strokes per minute finishing off.

lmao, I love this reply!

and I feel like a nerd thinking about Physics when reading that...fucking phySUCKS!

 

[bstexas]

Yeah, but I don't go to the bathroom. I prefer to rub one off on the elevator. Its so... exciting that way. Express from the 51st floor to the main floor. Elevator speed 1200 feet per minute. Jerkoff speed 22 strokes per minute starting up 56 strokes per minute finishing off.

LOL - so how many times u think they got u on the elevator camera? LOL

 

[uncutAR]

Fucked a guy in the bathroom at work does that count?

 

[cockneedy]

as often as possible, isn't that the reason they put doors on the stalls?

 

[unzipped]

sometimes when all the other guys have left the locker room for the night...

 

[portlad]

Oh, yeah, I've cranked at every place I've worked for the last 25 years. I have to concentrate for my work and if I can't concentrate, or I'm concentrating on something else... I do something about it.

 

[crossy]

"LOL- so how many times u think they got u on the elevator camera? LOL"

Thats a great question. I do know that the OTIS ELEVATOR CO. published in "Happy Hoistways", their house organ, an article about inspecting and carefully cleaning the floor selection buttons due to the onslaught of high rise masturbators!
In one instance, I remember during Guy Fawkes day, I was observed by camera security and ordered off the elevator on the 31st floor by a booming voice, exquisitely edging, but humiliated.

 

[D_Jared Padalicki]

Did it before, but can control myself these days lol

 

[disconap1973]

Fucked a guy in the bathroom at work does that count?

Did you get a promotion out of it? :tongue:

 

[yorkshirebunny]

Fucked a guy in the bathroom at work does that count?

that is well horny!

 

[D_Bussbye Bushsticker]

Frequently - we have totally enclosed cubicles, so no chance of getting caught.

I have porn loaded on my pda - just take it with me!!

 

[edonline]

I've jacked off at work many times (my office, partners' offices, mens room, even in the office garage)

 

[Mr Ed in Mass]

One guy did at work,but he forgot about the camera.He doesn't work there anymore.I did hear that it was a"short" subject.
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