Craziest comments

[Bigboy02]

What’s the craziest or most unexpected comment anyone has made about your dick.

Mine would have to be by my mum a few years ago. We have a semi-nudist household so I was strolling through the house naked after showering.

Mum walked around a corner at the same time looked straight at my flopping 6 inch soft dick and said “Jesus, careful with that thing flopping around, you’ll poke someone’s eye out”.

Just an example of how my mum has no filter haha

 

[MARS.god]

Partners call mine a 'luxury-tool'.

 

[TimWalksFunny]

I was invited to a neighbor's pool party, and I didn't know there would be more than just neighbors there. I was wearing a swimsuit, standing next to a guy who was sitting. When he noticed that I saw that he was staring at my bulge, he joked, "Watch where you swing that thing! You might put my eye out. I joked back, "I try to be careful."

I laughed when the guy in a restroom pointed at my penis and asked, "Do you need help carrying that?" I did suspect it might be a flirtatious come-on. I jokingly responded that I've been managing to carry it by myself, (something to that effect).

One night in a bar I frequented for a while, the topic of conversation was tattoos. A guy who I had seen before but never talked to, and didn't know his name, spoke up. He said, "Tim should get GOODYEAR tattooed on his dick because when he has a hard-on it's the size of a blimp."