Craziest comments

[Bigboy02]

What’s the craziest or most unexpected comment anyone has made about your dick.

Mine would have to be by my mum a few years ago. We have a semi-nudist household so I was strolling through the house naked after showering.

Mum walked around a corner at the same time looked straight at my flopping 6 inch soft dick and said “Jesus, careful with that thing flopping around, you’ll poke someone’s eye out”.

Just an example of how my mum has no filter haha

 

[MARS.god]

Partners call mine a 'luxury-tool'.

 

[TimWalksFunny]

I was invited to a neighbor's pool party, and I didn't know there would be more than just neighbors there. I was wearing a swimsuit, standing next to a guy who was sitting. When he noticed that I saw that he was staring at my bulge, he joked, "Watch where you swing that thing! You might put my eye out. I joked back, "I try to be careful."

I laughed when the guy in a restroom pointed at my penis and asked, "Do you need help carrying that?" I did suspect it might be a flirtatious come-on. I jokingly responded that I've been managing to carry it by myself, (something to that effect).

One night in a bar I frequented for a while, the topic of conversation was tattoos. A guy who I had seen before but never talked to, and didn't know his name, spoke up. He said, "Tim should get GOODYEAR tattooed on his dick because when he has a hard-on it's the size of a blimp."

 

[adorodotado]

I was invited to a neighbor's pool party, and I didn't know there would be more than just neighbors there. I was wearing a swimsuit, standing next to a guy who was sitting. When he noticed that I saw that he was staring at my bulge, he joked, "Watch where you swing that thing! You might put my eye out. I joked back, "I try to be careful."

I laughed when the guy in a restroom pointed at my penis and asked, "Do you need help carrying that?" I did suspect it might be a flirtatious come-on. I jokingly responded that I've been managing to carry it by myself, (something to that effect).

One night in a bar I frequented for a while, the topic of conversation was tattoos. A guy who I had seen before but never talked to, and didn't know his name, spoke up. He said, "Tim should get GOODYEAR tattooed on his dick because when he has a hard-on it's the size of a blimp."

May I ask how big does that blimp get?

 

[2021697rm]

What’s the craziest or most unexpected comment anyone has made about your dick.

Mine would have to be by my mum a few years ago. We have a semi-nudist household so I was strolling through the house naked after showering.

Mum walked around a corner at the same time looked straight at my flopping 6 inch soft dick and said “Jesus, careful with that thing flopping around, you’ll poke someone’s eye out”.

Just an example of how my mum has no filter haha

Mom wasn’t wrong. Great cock

 

[Freeballeruk]

Unlike many of you here, I'm Mr average , but I do have larger than average balls. And I usually show some bulge.

Couple of years back a straight mate, while stood in bar together messaged me... Odd I thought,

Message was "strong crotch mate I can see your helmet in those jeans"

Id not actually noticed it was that obvious

Profile pic is that day, after I was aware