"Crazy Penis" chart

[Yorkie]

I was browsing through some googled images and found this :

http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/3725/penisesfo1.jpg

Can anyone translate the captions? The first pic looks like the Channel Tunnel drill. :smile:

 

[unabear09]

WTF? Can someone translate please?

 

[Axcess]

what the heck is that ?

 

[crescendo69]

Oh god - more nightmares a comin'.

 

[dongalong]

I'm scared of 8 and 10!

 

[vince]

Number 5 looks like someone's bum hanging out of there.

 

[ruperty]

i think it's better that we can't understand it...

 

[gaygent]

I think I've seen all of those at some time - except perhaps number 8

 

[hockeyguy741]

genetic experiment gone wrong, showing how the weiner becomes deformed .......

 

[erratic]

Whoever drew that hates penises and wants no one to go near them.

 

[prepstudinsc]

Some of those just look painful!

 

[IronMonkey]

This is in japanese, wish i had the balls to ask my mom to translate this for us. I can make out the word "drill" in the caption for number 1 (good call!) and the word "canton" (or something like it phonetically) in images 6-8 but that's about it :frown1:

 

[No_Strings]

I think I'm a 4... whatever that means.

 

[D_Jared Padalicki]

hahahaha

 

[D_Frederick Fuzzynuts]

8 looks as though they've over pumped

and 1 is drilling into te depths of some hole

 

[Yorkie]

I think I've seen all of those at some time - except perhaps number 8

You've seen number 10? I thought that one came from the artists warped imagination!
There was a photo of something similar to number 8 on 'The Sex Education Show' on Channel 4 a few weeks ago.It was an infection caused by not washing properly.

This is in japanese, wish i had the balls to ask my mom to translate this for us. I can make out the word "drill" in the caption for number 1 (good call!) and the word "canton" (or something like it phonetically) in images 6-8 but that's about it :frown1:

I think we used to have someone posting from Japan but I can't remember who it was.Pity we can't use Babel Fish on it.