Create your own porn parody

[YeetusMyMeatus]

Everyone loves a good porn parody, particularly feature-length, high-budget ones. This thread's just a bit of fun where you can pick any film or TV show of your choosing and try and pitch an adult version of it that has the same characters and follows thre same basic synopsis, can be either gay, straight or bisexual, and the more outlandish the better!

I'll get the ball rolling...

Titanic: The sexually-repressed Rose boards the Titanic for its ill-fated maiden voyage where she meets young stud Jack who opens her mind (and her legs) and sexually liberates her.

The drawing scene and the sex scene in the car kinda speak for themselves. I'm thinking the party down in steerage becomes an orgy where all the working-class men take turns getting a piece of first-class pussy. Not really sure how to incorporate the sinking into this, which would easily make it the most expensive porn movie in history...

The Walking Dead: Society has collapsed at the hands of a mysterious virus that enslaves people to their most primal animal instincts. A small group of survivors must every day fight off these people who will stop at nothing to eat them out.

I'm already thinking Rick and Shane should be hate-fucking. The barn in season 2 can be one massive orgy. Negan's baseball bat Lucille can be a dildo.

 

[ginzer]

OH MY GOD. this is so funny.

Im personally not into women but Death Becomes Her in that scene where the sensual lady tells Meryl Strep to drink the potion but it turns into a full-blown lezzed out scene.

 

[halcyondays]

A Boy and His Dog (1975): Lured to the underground world called Downunder in post-apocalyptic America to provide sperm because all males down there are sterile, Don Johnson's rapist character Vic thinks he's hit the fucking jackpot--literally.

Instead he's strapped to a hospital bed and kept unconscious while electroejaculation harvests his semen continuously to be used for IVF.

Instead of escaping as happens in the movie it turns out that IVF doesn't work Downunder. Women must fuck him to get pregnant. At first he likes banging six women a day but soon tires of it and has to be strapped to his bed as woman after woman fucks him.

 

[TomBacchus]

(Actually my full novella on Kindle; a scene-by-scene gay porn parody of the musical film "On the Town")

Doin' the Town: a naughty nautical novella​

Gabe, Frankie and Munch are three horny Navy sailors on a 24-hour shore leave in 1990s Manhattan. While they long to see the sights, they’ve also got some urges to fill. Munch sets of with friendly Curt, and later meets Laird, a sexy artist who convinces Munch to show it all for art. Shy Frankie gets lured into a ride with Ajaz, a handsome and persistent cabbie.

Gabe, however, becomes instantly obsessed with Gerardo, a handsome Latin muscle model, in a series of flyers he finds. He follows his mystery man to a gym for a sweaty workout, but Gerardo eludes him. Their next encounter takes Gabe to the famed Gaiety strip club, where Gabe ends up performing! The three sailors reconnect at Splash bar, where Gerardo, finally giving in to Gabe’s pursuit, coaxes him to gogo dance with him, and later to an all-night orgy, where everyone gets their share of action.

This fun and erotically charged gay parody of a certain classic musical and film will satisfy your lustful craving for a triple serving of seafood.

 

[deleted3995701]

I'd like to see the Transformers 80s cartoon redone as a porn in the same art style.