Creative measuring

I've seen some creative measuring in porn (like the bangbros stuff where they try to make Castro look like he's 10 inches by starting at the 2 inch mark), but here they're not even trying.. it's like they're trying to be self-ironic.
 
Yeah, those porn measurements always crack me up. They make Castro look like he's a foot long when in actuality he's not much bigger (in length at least) than me. Do wish I could have his thickness though, but if that means never being able to get hard which it doesn't seem like he can, forget it, I'm happy with what I got!