Many, many years ago, my best friend and I went to Chicago for his birthday. We got a hotel room in Boystown and were going out to the gay bars to celebrate. We decided to place a pair of socks in our underwear and see how many stares we would get. I will admit they did make quite a huge package.
We go to the first bar and within a few minutes we were both getting attention. After we got our first drinks, we made our way around the bar and found a spot to stand near the back bar area. My friend pointed out that there was this really hot guy staring at me. So I smiled at him and waved. He came over, introduced himself and bought us another round of drinks. The hot guy and I talked for a while, and I was trying not to ignore my friend, but I could tell something was wrong. I asked what was wrong and my friend tells me he isn't feeling good and is going to head back to the hotel. I offered to take him back, but he said he was fine. So I stayed at the bar for another hour, when the hot guy asks if I want to go back to his place. I told him that was fine, but I needed to stop by my hotel room to check on my friend.
As we walked back to my hotel, we were holding hands, hands were grabbing each other, stopped to make out for a while. Things were good. We get back to our room. I had to take a quick leak, so I went to the bathroom and undid my belt, undid the zipper and pulled my dick out. I looked up to see the guy was standing in the bathroom door and I felt the socks (I had forgotten about) fall out of underwear and hit the floor. Luckily he was busy watching my face and didn't notice the socks. I was so embarrassed.
We left the my hotel and took a cab to his hotel on Michigan Avenue. Both of us laid one hand on the other guy's lap. We were busy feeling each other without getting too much attention from the cab driver. I was still feeling lucky that he never saw the socks. I couldn't believe I had forgotten about them. I luckily got hard instantly when he grabbed for my crotch, so probably didn't think realize that there had been socks in there earlier.
On another note, one night, that same friend of mine was busy following a guy around the bar that he said had a "HUGE!!! Package!". I didn't think it looked that big, but the guy also did nothing for me. He was short (I like guys that around my height) and kinda dumpy looking. At the end of the night, as the bar was getting ready to close down, my friend was so happy, the guy invited to go home with him. My friend kept mentioning how big his dick must be. The next day, my friend calls me and is pissed off. Turns out the guy had a rather small dick (I think he said it was 3 or 4 inches) but he had HUGE balls. They were the biggest balls my friend had ever saw. Needless to say, my friend was turned on by the huge balls. I never let him forget the guy with the "HUGE!!! Package!"