Cunninglingus

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  1. D_Anne_T_Freeze

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    I had a guy last week message me and say "I see you like your men educated. Well i'm at Collage, so that's cool."
    My vagina slammed shut right there.
     
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    My brain just slammed shut. But I see it every day at work. I was trying to explain to some co-workers who are 21, 21 and 22, what an adverb is and why it's proper to say "Drive safely" instead of "Drive Safe" and they were just completely clueless.
     
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    I don't think they teach grammar anymore. My son is 9 and i had to teach him what a verb was the other week. When i asked his teacher she said "well they're a little young for that". Too young to be taught how your own language works? Education systems all over the world seem to be in the decline but in the age of the internet there's no excuse for ignorance. Sad times.

    Maybe we should start running a class that teaches language skills and head at the same time?! How many illiterate men would sign up if they got to recite verbs, nouns and adjectives with their mouth on a pussy?
     
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    Ha ha ^ this.
    I've tried different positions just for fun but being totally relaxed and lying on my back is the only way I really enjoy it. It's fun to change it up though, for me personally I can get a little self conscious about a guys face down there anyway so relaxing is a must.
     
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    It was actually supposed to be a play on words "Cunning Lingus" but when I put in the title forgot to put in the space. Woops...
     
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    lol that's still the wrong spelling
     
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    I love it from behind. But then again, I love it in virtually any position. I LIVE for great oral sex. But great oral sex should also include anilingus as well. You are not an oral master until you do both with joy, enthusiasm and SKILL.

    I think having a guy lick my pussy from behind is the most erotic thing going. There is something extra naughty about it to me, and I like the fact that he has to work to get to my clit and also my ass is there for him to rim and tongue as well. It is an amazing turn on and it feels even more stimulating to me from behind for some reason.
     
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    Somehow I like receiving it when I'm standing up. I don't exactly know why, but I'm guessing it's because gravity and blood flow work together in the clitoris to make it extra sensitive. But this position is probably very uncomfortable for the guys.
     
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    Lol...Actually its not.
     
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    I'm thinking Cunning Linguist, which would, in fact, be a cheeky speaker.

    And as for the guy who has been educated in Collage, I'd give him the benefit of the doubt that he majored in applied art with an emphasis on cut out paper.
     
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    Actually, it is. It should be Cunning Linguist.
     
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    Ha! I just posted that correct spelling! And I think he majored in "drawing on walls with poo".
     
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    lolololol
     
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    Not going to argue with you gals but it would only be a spelling error if I was actually trying to spell the word linguist. Which I was not. The phrase " cunning linguist" was just a little too clever for me. :smile:

    Anyways back to the topic...
     
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    Yeah I love doing that for my girl. Her cute,little asshole is such a turn on for me but unfortunately she doesn't like me licking that much so we don't do that. Thanks for the reply, btw. :smile:
     
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    lol @wordy mcwordsmith here
     
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    On my back...
     
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    ^^Wow! Now that is clever!!:fing02:
     
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    Well you CAN'T argue because you were wrong. And i'm curious to know which word you were trying to spell? Just for my own personal knowledge.
     
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    I love sitting on his face....or while I'm in the doggy position. But only if he knows what he's doing...I get bored otherwise and it's not so fun faking it haha.
     
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