Daily life with a big penis, men who are big this is a question for you
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Hey guys let's compile the routine "A Day in the Life" style of a horse hung guy. 50% based on true story, 50% unhinged satire. Just for the laughts.
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I didnt realize that my dick print or bulge was noticeable for years, till a few girls pointed it out on different occasions. Ive rarely noticed dick prints or bulges on guys in regular clothes. Now im pretty self conscious about it.
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I have always filled my pants, so its all i know. However, pouched underwear are the best and most conformable, but comfortable means a roomy pouch, and that shows a bulge notable bulge unfortunately.
The dick is never the issue, you see, i can shove it anywhere, fold it up, stuff to the side what ever! It doesn't mind or complain LOL. It's all about the balls! If i didn't have them, I could where any compression, flat, tight, no pouch briefs i wanted. So having this floppy cock on top of my balls and then tight underwear is the worst. I say the balls are in the way more than my big guy. So I am always adjusting them, making sure they are conformable and not hot and all that, such a pain. Dick can go anywhere, Balls need a goldilocks zone.
Am i alone here?
I have always filled my pants, so its all i know. However, pouched underwear are the best and most conformable, but comfortable means a roomy pouch, and that shows a bulge notable bulge unfortunately.
The dick is never the issue, you see, i can shove it anywhere, fold it up, stuff to the side what ever! It doesn't mind or complain LOL. It's all about the balls! If i didn't have them, I could where any compression, flat, tight, no pouch briefs i wanted. So having this floppy cock on top of my balls and then tight underwear is the worst. I say the balls are in the way more than my big guy. So I am always adjusting them, making sure they are conformable and not hot and all that, such a pain. Dick can go anywhere, Balls need a goldilocks zone.
Am i alone here?
I haven't tried pouched underwear, but a lot of underwear is too confining, if I have anything compression its got to be boxer cut or the leg seams are weird, like the underwear is just not covering right and the seam pokes in weird places, its hard to explain. I am 1000x worse in summer, not only is it hot and sweaty down there but it everything is bigger and dangles more. I don't know how people wear tight clothes in summer, not just down there.
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This is so true. Also, I don't think it's much of a "different life". It's not such a big deal if you don't mean sexual life. The only thing that comes to my mind is that I find briefs uncomfortable and that boners are more showing but still nothing crazy
OMG... I HATE briefs. I haven't owned a pair in over 30 years.
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I do have some pairs. They make a huge bulge but they're really uncomfortable. I rarely use them
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I don't even own ANY underwear, boxers or briefs and haven't in 30 plus years. 100% commando here and dress just as I please. I could care less what shows or not, but honestly it's the nuts that seem to always be the problem, not the dick
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Gentlemen - LPSG has made me understand that living with my outsized dick for life isn’t a bad handicap - Moreover, there are many men who truly desire to have a penis like I own - Hey, being of this extra large dimension isn’t all that you may think, unless you’re a porn star like Mandingo and getting paid 
I always have to use my two hands to masturbate… He has a heavy heft in my hands especially when erected. I always wanted to figure out the weight of this thing attached to me? Just view my photo gallery for seeing what I’m sharing with you. I’m really fully erected and rock hard, the tape measures him from 9.5 to 10 inches long on this thing - The circumference is nearly 7 inches around - When I’m flaccid or soft he’s around 6 to 7 inches long… and normally it feels sorta like a solid spongy water balloon at a flaccid size.
One day guys, I took a tape measure to the grocery store and found a big sized cucumber one close to 10 inches long with the same circumference of my dick. I weighed it and it was1.2 pounds so I purchased it.Once at home, I did a real comparison against my solid erected dick, and I couldn’t believe my penis engorged with blood could be this heavy like a cucumber? Even when I thumped both the cucumber and my dick, they felt same with a solid volume vibration in my hand. It’s sorta like thumping a watermelon for ripeness. You can try it for yourself.
Whenever I stand up fully erected, the weight of my 1 pound dick hangs downwards from my loins… It’s difficult to describe this feeling because you need to be endowed this large to know. I realize that men aren’t endowed at my rare size… but we are out there
I always have to use my two hands to masturbate… He has a heavy heft in my hands especially when erected. I always wanted to figure out the weight of this thing attached to me? Just view my photo gallery for seeing what I’m sharing with you. I’m really fully erected and rock hard, the tape measures him from 9.5 to 10 inches long on this thing - The circumference is nearly 7 inches around - When I’m flaccid or soft he’s around 6 to 7 inches long… and normally it feels sorta like a solid spongy water balloon at a flaccid size.
One day guys, I took a tape measure to the grocery store and found a big sized cucumber one close to 10 inches long with the same circumference of my dick. I weighed it and it was1.2 pounds so I purchased it.Once at home, I did a real comparison against my solid erected dick, and I couldn’t believe my penis engorged with blood could be this heavy like a cucumber? Even when I thumped both the cucumber and my dick, they felt same with a solid volume vibration in my hand. It’s sorta like thumping a watermelon for ripeness. You can try it for yourself.
Whenever I stand up fully erected, the weight of my 1 pound dick hangs downwards from my loins… It’s difficult to describe this feeling because you need to be endowed this large to know. I realize that men aren’t endowed at my rare size… but we are out there
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Lol, one day, you realize you're just picking the most comfortable pant leg that will accommodate you at the time and moving on with your life. Also you learn really quickly how to be careful sitting on toilets and not turning your penis into a litmus strip for the bowl water. The netting inside swim trunks that didn't make sense as a kid makes a lot of sense now when swimming in shorts without them, and you find out really quickly, while definitely not pleasant, a shot to the penis head hurts somewhat less than a shot to the balls. Peeing with an erection requires either patience(until it subsides) or a working knowledge of ballistics(if you can't wait)
I have a large dick & balls, so I always liked to wear tight flat-front speedos to hide them. I discovered how to tuck my balls back where they came from, so I just have a small bulge in front of the pubic bone. It felt weird the first few times, but enjoyable, never painful. Like you, I can point my floppy cock down, so I look like a Ken doll. If I wear my gaff thong, I can look as flat as a drag queen. The cold ocean water helps shrink everything.
day to day same as any other dude
but my balls like to be loose, i dunno why
so i have more boxers and loose fitting pants than most men do
im not big by any means either
but my balls like to be loose, i dunno why
so i have more boxers and loose fitting pants than most men do
im not big by any means either
As a man who is well endowed it's a blessing obviously but a curse as I have to be aware of how visible it is as the last thing I want is a cock outline being on show.....I was told that a hung man doesn't show it off
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This is just my opinion, but showing off is not the same as simply being entitled to wear comfortable clothes/underwear like any other normal human being.
If we're side by side, wearing the same regular clothes, and your bulge shows and mine doesn't, how is that your fault? It's different if we were side by side, I was wearing normal clothes and you were going commando with a pair of white skinny leggings.
If you're at a beach and speedos are your thing, you have the same right as any other man to wear them. If someone gets offended because you fill your speedos up, it's easier for them to look away than it is for you to chop off an inch.
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I can give you a firsthand answer to that because “daily life” for me looks nothing like what most men take for granted. When guys talk about rubbing, chafing, or trying to find underwear with a little extra room, that’s not even on the same scale of what I deal with. I’m in a category where there’s simply no hiding it, no tucking it to the side, no pair of pants or boxers in existence that could contain it.
At this point I cannot go out in public. The weight can be daunting but is only part of it, the bulk, the way it demands space in every single moment. Lying down, sitting, shifting from one chair to another, every move has to be deliberate, every position adjusted.
My wife helps me manage it. We’ve had to adapt furniture, clear space, even modify the bed so I’m not constantly twisted or uncomfortable. For me it’s a matter of living in an environment built around my size.
So to answer your curiosity: you don’t really “cope” in the way you mean. You don’t fit into the world. The world has to change around you. For me that’s meant being confined to home, living privately, because there is no way to disguise or minimize what I carry. It’s not a matter of tucking or adjusting, it’s a presence, always there, always unavoidable.
That’s probably not the day-to-day answer you expected, but it’s the reality for me, unfortunately.
At this point I cannot go out in public. The weight can be daunting but is only part of it, the bulk, the way it demands space in every single moment. Lying down, sitting, shifting from one chair to another, every move has to be deliberate, every position adjusted.
My wife helps me manage it. We’ve had to adapt furniture, clear space, even modify the bed so I’m not constantly twisted or uncomfortable. For me it’s a matter of living in an environment built around my size.
So to answer your curiosity: you don’t really “cope” in the way you mean. You don’t fit into the world. The world has to change around you. For me that’s meant being confined to home, living privately, because there is no way to disguise or minimize what I carry. It’s not a matter of tucking or adjusting, it’s a presence, always there, always unavoidable.
That’s probably not the day-to-day answer you expected, but it’s the reality for me, unfortunately.
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