It is so odd.
I used to have the BIGGEST crush on Dan as a kid....
Now, I've seen him literally naked. He's been shirtless on so many movies and tv shows. I've literally seen his cockle and bunguses in a bootleg of a stage show, seen him get FUCKED by another man, and seen him vogue in shirtless drag....
And yet...
I just do not find his body attractive....
Idk.
It's so weird.
His body is the equivalent of the word "eh."
Its like, yes, hes cute, hes skinny, but like...there's just nothing going for it. No muscles, no tone, nothing.
I feel like im betraying my childhood heart because if i knew then what i would see when first falling in love with him while watching harry potter, i'd think i would be flying through the roof.
And yet, seeing him shirtless just feel like nothing to me.
Sorry, im high.