David archuleta

he's been engaged to like 3 girls, but he always broke it off because he knew he didn't like them like that. I feel like he says he's bi, but if he were truly bisexual, even if he was more attracted to men, he would have probably gone through with one of those weddings. And bisexuality exists, I'm not denying that at all, but someone like him who grew up in a religious cult, would be more likely to say he's bisexual (even if he's actually gay) to kind of lessen the impact of the coming out to his former community? I don't know, maybe he's actually bisexual in the way I am bisexual in that I am attracted to femininity but not enough to actually want to kiss/have sex with a female-identifying person.
Then you ain't bisexual either. Yoir orientation is based on attraction to men or women. Not masculinity or femininity inherently. That's something different.
 
Honestly his whole coming out story has been a drag. The man is in his 30s still making teen pop basically & calling it edgy

I don’t… like… know where to start here. I don’t understand what you want him to do? What kind of music would you like him to make? Who is calling it edge? What are we doing here?
 
Honestly his whole coming out story has been a drag. The man is in his 30s still making teen pop basically & calling it edgy
were you expecting him to come out and start singing about sucking cock and taking it up the ass?
 
were you expecting him to come out and start singing about sucking cock and taking it up the ass?
I mean, "Creme Brule" is pretty much about him cumming all over some guy's face...😂
 
BREAKING NEWS: In response to an interviewer’s comment that recently David Archuleta has been seen shirtless everywhere, David said: “Maybe one day I’ll put a Speedo on”! Wow!! Best news of the year, and if it happens it will likely be the best picture of the year. Please make it happen David!! 🩲 📷 🙏

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Man the day we see him either at the beach (or onstage wink wink) with a speedo, that would be the day the world spontaneously combust lol
 
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Honestly his whole coming out story has been a drag. The man is in his 30s still making teen pop basically & calling it edgy
what's his age got to do with it? Madonna's still making pop in her 60s... who cares? He's never felt the freedom to do the music he wanted to do so let him enjoy himself!
 
I mean, "Creme Brule" is pretty much about him cumming all over some guy's face...😂
In the Spanish version of the song he says,

Me despiеrtas a medianoche (Okay)
Dices quе te antoja el creme brulee (Yo sé)

Translation: You wake me up at midnight (Okay) / You tell me that you're craving the crème brûlée (I know)
As y'all probably know - crème brûlée translates from French as burnt cream

Whenever I hear that line I always think to myself - I'd definitely be the type of person to call him at midnight and tell him that I'm craving some of his warm cream 🤤
 
David Archuleta : r/ShirtlessCelebMen

We are one hand movement away from seeing his bulge! That's so flipping sexy!! 🤤🤤🤤🤤