David Beckham

[B_ScaredLittleBoy]

David Beckham has a very feminine look about him. Also, there is a picture SOMEWHERE of him with an erection after scoring a goal for Real Madrid...it was featured on the Channel 5 show 101 Most Embarrassing Moments in Entertainment or something.

 

[whatisup618]

you know... hes ok i mean he is pretty girly looking, not really that bulgy, and have u heard him talk!!!! its like a 5 year old girl has a deeper voice then him

 

[houtx48]

his ugly ol lady is butcher................she is the father of tom cruises kid

 

[mnrocko]

I can tell he's not hung. However I would bang him like a screen door in a hurricane! Hot ASS! The wife not so much.

 

[avg_joe]

Love the Posh and Beck reality show on NBC last night. Super rich couple with a wonderful family !!!

 

[dazza_mc]

I wonder if David will be the only 'intact' player in the locker room of his new team :tongue: If he is intact of course!!
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[NIMBUS]

It's believed that he is. However, his maternal grandfather was Jewish, which has caused some confusion.

 

[Slamdunk_dude]

All I can say is wow, you can literally see everything! and I hope someone is able to post some HQ pics! I don't think he is that big, but maybe he got a little excited when these were taken?

Either that or there is some serious stuffing going on?

 

[SexyFront]

Probably stuffing

 

[zeus1985]

I don't know if he is stuffing or not...but thats hot!

 

[southernboyw9]

WHO CARES? I DON'T REALLY CARE FOR HIM OR HIS "ALWAYS SNOTTY LOOKING, MY SHIT DOSEN'T STINK, I'M TOO GOOD FOR AMERICA" WIFE... just my opinion for what it's worth!

 

[B_btrelll]

WHO CARES? I DON'T REALLY CARE FOR HIM OR HIS "ALWAYS SNOTTY LOOKING, MY SHIT DOSEN'T STINK, I'M TOO GOOD FOR AMERICA" WIFE... just my opinion for what it's worth!

Oh do shut up you tiresome little turd. Irony would be a wonderful thing for you to try and grasp, rather than just your dick.

 

[wipwop]

I don't get it. He bores me. He's just some washed up 30-something British dude. Who happens to have the feet of a God and knocked up a shiftless wooden rail twice (thrice?).

I don't care if he's hung. I understand "to each his or her own", but can someone explain the fascination? I've licked abs sexier than that. What is it?

Oh yeah... and look at those arms. weakling!

 

[MNGuy]

WHO CARES? I DON'T REALLY CARE FOR HIM OR HIS "ALWAYS SNOTTY LOOKING, MY SHIT DOSEN'T STINK, I'M TOO GOOD FOR AMERICA" WIFE... just my opinion for what it's worth!

If he's "too good for America", why is he here?

I always thought he sounded like a nice guy.

 

[patersonandy]

Though i'm not particularly a Beckham fan, the pics are hot. The appeal is that he is an attractive guy with a good body who was one of the best football players in the world.

Also, remember that for the last 10 years Beckham has become one of the most recognisable global sports stars and he and Posh have been a couple for most of that time. There a UK version of Brad/Jen(ish)

 

[D_Percival Puddleford Pukehorn]

yeah i'm not too into him but those pics are hot!

 

[Slamdunk_dude]

I personally think that Beckham's looks are overrated too, he is a goodlooking guy but he certainly makes the best of himself in terms of grooming and dress.

However, there is something about him that is undeniably sexy when you watch him playing footie GRRRR!

 

[SlimGuySB]

Oh yeah... and look at those arms. weakling!

Because massive upper body strength would be a real advantage on the football pitch... Yep he's an absolute weakling, just like those long distance runners and the guys on the Tour De France.

 

[Mikk]

He's just a brand name.

He's shit at football.

 

[SlimGuySB]

He's just a brand name.

He's shit at football.

Please, illuminate us with you obviously superior judgment on this sporting matter. Explain to us how teams, including the England national squad, have been so wrong. Show us the error of our ways, demonstrating your great intellect and suffusing your argument with your razor sharp wit and bountiful charm.

Oh... you just did.