Dear (blank), Sincerely (blank)

[deleted5791141]

Dear Teacher

Give a jackass an education and she turns into a smartass.

Sincerely ~me~.

 

[deleted5791141]

Dear Fella of mine,

I cannot help that I am multi-talented being able to talk and piss you off at the same time.

Ever yours, your ride or die

 

[deleted5791141]

Dear 2020, you can go fuck yourself now.

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

Dear human species:

Can we please get our collective shit the fuck together already?

Sincerely: one fed up motherfucker.

 

[deleted5791141]

Dear men that love hockey,

Hockey came along as a sport in the late 1800’s. Hockey helmets didn’t make an appearance until the 1970’s or so. It took you over 100 years to realize helmets were important?! No wonder you need me to make you a sammitch.

love,
Someone who knows better

 

[deleted5791141]

Dear Ladies,

We like you for your brains, not your bodies.

Sincerely,

Zombies

 

[T_Lurch]

Dear, My Critics and Detractors,

It is better to be a smartass than a dumbass.

Sincerely,
The Sultan of Smartasses

 

[chicagosam]

Dear Retired Individual One under Active Criminal Investigation and still whining about witch hunts and promoting The Big Lie,

Kindly shut the fuck up and go away. Your services are no longer required. Thank you for your compliance in advance.

Sincerely,
The Universe

 

[DiamondJoe]

Dear Planet,

Try to chill the fuck out.

Love and kisses,

Me.

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

Dear TnJ,

Focus on better things. Don't let your surroundings fuck with your head. Don't listen to your nightmares. Chin up, bitch. Game face on, bong loaded, let's fuckin do this.

Sincerely, TnJ.

 

[MickeyLee]

Dear Food Companies/White People

Please stop white washing non-Anglo cuisine. If a dish is too hot, too spicy, too high in fat, has too many unfamiliar ingredients maybe consider you just don't like that type of food. Stop erasing the culture from your dinner plate.

Go eat a mayo and cucumber sandwich. On surgary ass white bread.

Do not fuck with my spice level
ML

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

Dear Food Companies/White People

Please stop white washing non-Anglo cuisine. If a dish is too hot, too spicy, too high in fat, has too many unfamiliar ingredients maybe consider you just don't like that type of food. Stop erasing the culture from your dinner plate.

Go eat a mayo and cucumber sandwich. On surgary ass white bread.

Do not fuck with my spice level
ML

Go off, queen.

 

[T_Lurch]

Go off, queen.

I second this.

The Japanese have an expression for this: cat's tongue. It refers to someone who is intolerant of spicy foods.

Nothing wrong with that, but don't ruin it for us hotheads, dammit.

I hate when companies puss out and tame food to appeal to western tastes. Like these LTO deals at restaurants that advertise something spicy and then it's like a wimpy 100 out of 1,000,000 on the Scoville heat scale.

 

[Scarletbegonia]

Dear Food Companies/White People

Please stop white washing non-Anglo cuisine. If a dish is too hot, too spicy, too high in fat, has too many unfamiliar ingredients maybe consider you just don't like that type of food. Stop erasing the culture from your dinner plate.

Go eat a mayo and cucumber sandwich. On surgary ass white bread.

Do not fuck with my spice level
ML

Uuuuhhhhh...don’t we make non meat versions?
And MinaJi, with whom I worked a couple years, always told me that lower spice is an entrance ramp to her food. Since I adored her next to top level spice (which was her favorite, too) I was all for her making cash where she could.

but, I just figured out why mayo isn’t for me...

 

[EllieP]

Dear Americans,

WalMart does not sell anything of quality. Be frugal. Pay a little more for better.

Signed,

Me

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

Dear Americans,

WalMart does not sell anything of quality. Be frugal. Pay a little more for better.

Signed,

Me

I really, really wish people *could* do this.

It's not a possible reality for a whole lot of people.

In the moment, I have to choose. Do I buy a cheap version of this thing I need and be able to make it to my next paycheck, or can I get the good one?

Wage slaves are alive and not so well in the good ol US.

I make more than I did at the coffee shop, but I'm still paycheck to paycheck. Sucks

 

[Enid]

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[thedrainman]

Dear Microsoft,
Please stop phoning me - you and I both know there is nothing wrong with me computer. Why are you phoning from India as I though you were in the US.
Signed
Really pissed off of the UK