Dear LPSG Members, I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision.

[BUSTERHYMAN]

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs...phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently, although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."r>​

I sometimes stay awake to look out for her cab coming home, but she always comes walking up the drive as I hear the sound of a car leaving, around the corner, as if she has gotten out and walked the rest of the way. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi at all?

I once picked up her cell phone, just to see what time it was. This caused her to go completely berserk. She quickly snatched the phone out of my hand and cursed me hysterically, screaming that I should never touch her personal property, then accused me of trying to spy on her.

Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson Lowrider next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the street around the corner when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my motorcycle that I noticed a small amount of motor oil leaking through the gasket between the rear head and rocker arm cover.

So...is this something I can easily repair myself or do you think I should take it back to the dealer?

 

[Indelicate]

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs...phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently, although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."r>​

I sometimes stay awake to look out for her cab coming home, but she always comes walking up the drive as I hear the sound of a car leaving, around the corner, as if she has gotten out and walked the rest of the way. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi at all?

I once picked up her cell phone, just to see what time it was. This caused her to go completely berserk. She quickly snatched the phone out of my hand and cursed me hysterically, screaming that I should never touch her personal property, then accused me of trying to spy on her.

Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson Lowrider next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the street around the corner when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my motorcycle that I noticed a small amount of motor oil leaking through the gasket between the rear head and rocker arm cover.

So...is this something I can easily repair myself or do you think I should take it back to the dealer?

If you can replace the gasket correctly yourself, go for it!
Not as if you have anything else to do at home anyway but to play with yourself...
Indy

 

[deleted136887]

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs...phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently, although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."r>​

I sometimes stay awake to look out for her cab coming home, but she always comes walking up the drive as I hear the sound of a car leaving, around the corner, as if she has gotten out and walked the rest of the way. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi at all?

I once picked up her cell phone, just to see what time it was. This caused her to go completely berserk. She quickly snatched the phone out of my hand and cursed me hysterically, screaming that I should never touch her personal property, then accused me of trying to spy on her.

Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson Lowrider next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the street around the corner when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my motorcycle that I noticed a small amount of motor oil leaking through the gasket between the rear head and rocker arm cover.

So...is this something I can easily repair myself or do you think I should take it back to the dealer?

I personally think, and would strongly advise you, against attempting any repairs in a HD made after 2004.
Personally, I would rather work on an Japanese bike, pre 1992.
Carburettor, no oil leaks, twin shocks rear, maybe something like XT500?
Outperforms any HD of period, hosepipe in seat, vibrates possibly more, at a more pussy friendly frequency.
Also far more fuel efficient.
If you are in doubt, look at Roger Moore being chased in the snow by 2 XT500s...cannot remember exact James Bond movie....but you get the idea
And lest you pooh-pooh the idea of a 1975 Japanese single 500cc anachronism, let me asure you, young fellow, it was a bike for the ages.
So spares are still available, easy to work on.

 

[BiDiscovery]

Can’t help you with the Gasket, but the wife behavior is a huge RedFlag!

 

[678wsb]

there is plenty of men out there for you

He's 100% straight.

 

[Jon1971]

Just take it to a trusted mechanic. I had a rocker box gasket ever so slightly leaking on my bike. In the fall/winter bike shops usually do discounts to bring in work in the off season. I had them work on mine in the middle of winter. They did both rocker box gaskets (because if one was leaking, they figured the other will start leaking soon as well), oil change, and a full PM. The winter special was 20% off labor and free pickup/delivery. Saved me a few hundred, and didn't have my bike down in riding season.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

My Slut girlfriend, Ruth, fell off the back of my motorcycle​

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I rode on, ruthlessly​

 

[Jon1971]

Amazon.com: If You Can Read This, The Bitch Fell Off T-Shirt - Back Print : Clothing, Shoes & Jewelry

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

I found out a package thief is in my apartment complex so I ordered a butt-plug off Amazon​

That way if it gets stolen, then the thief can go fuck themself

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

I started selling Bagpipes made from colostomy bags on Amazon​

Needless to say, they sound like shit.