Dick names

thomas8

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What do you call it?

What names have other people called it?


Me: Pedro
Others: Dr. Phil, and the Black Mamba
 
I like Dick Mckay. He is a very nice looking porn star with great big penis and an interesting and very loose circumcision.
 
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My girl calls mine "Stanley" .. from an old movie Ford fairlane "Stanley The power tool tehhe " .. lol ah well what ever blows her hair back ..
 
I once suggested to my girl that it was female - something like Mrs Butterworth. It got a great reaction.
 
The Austin powers movies have extensive segments where they provide the full list of names for the penis.
 
A guy walks into a bar, sits down and orders a beer. The bartender says, "You must tell me the name of your dick before I give you a beer". The guy looks around and realizes it's a gay bar. The guy next to him says, "My dicks name is Ford cause it's built Ford tough". The fellow on the other side of him says "My dicks name is Timex cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on ticking". The guy thinks for a moment and says, "My dicks name is Secret cause it's strong enough for a man but it's made for a woman".