A guy walks into a bar, sits down and orders a beer. The bartender says, "You must tell me the name of your dick before I give you a beer". The guy looks around and realizes it's a gay bar. The guy next to him says, "My dicks name is Ford cause it's built Ford tough". The fellow on the other side of him says "My dicks name is Timex cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on ticking". The guy thinks for a moment and says, "My dicks name is Secret cause it's strong enough for a man but it's made for a woman".