- N68,
Moving thread>>>
https://www.lpsg.com/threads/swinging-chariots-other-cock-tease-sharing-events.447874/
The term Swinging Chariot I got from some millennials friends who claim it’s an urban dictionary thing. It’s supposed to refer to big dick guys who create opportunities to showcase their marvelous man meat. Feel free to post your own experiences of cock teasing exhibitionists.
I’ll start. It really just dawned on me this is the first post I acknowledge part of what I do in the backgrounds of employment since I’ve been posting here in 3 years. A place that pays homage to the male package.
Because of my initial military training years ago, I still get asked to assist with urinalysis testing. My peers in the military and at work think it’s beneath my paygrade, but I don’t mind lending a helping hand to allow someone to get a break when I have the time![]()
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Contrary to the excitement of size kings & queens, it can be rather boring and uneventful. This is where the good stuff comes in.
2 days ago I’m doing the do, and here walks in the best one I’ve seen in quite some time. I’d put him @ 6’2/Nice lean worked out body/ white guy with reddened skin from being in the sun. (side note**my favorite way of seeing a new package is to see it unfurl from out the briefs),
But as this joe raise his shirt, the abs were ice, but I quickly notice, “He’s not wearing any drawers”!!!
Instead of squaring in front of the toilet, he faces me and whip it out.
Dudes, it was like he was smuggling a baby mongoose in his pants.
This is the closest I've seen on this site that comes in comparison.
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Lance9plus, forgive me for lifting your photo, but when I saw it, I was like, this is as close as I can describe that UH-mazing, beautiful cock!!!
It gets better, it took him 4 tries before he could pee. Each time I told him he could come back tomorrow, or keep trying until I left. That he did, THAT he did.
What’s even loonier in an ironic twist, after the second time when he whips out that mountain of man meat without blinking an eye, he holds a casual conversation.
I immediately thought about this site and started smiling, and yes, he started smiling back saying What, what? You laughing at my dick man? And that’s the extent of it.
But GAWD!!!, that dick was so pretty and so nice to look at.
Reminds me of a lot of blessed guys here. He “KNEW”/knows he has a nice looking big dick, and not embarrassed to show it.
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The second incident is sorta related and I kind of brought up already.
It’s regarding my second interaction with porn actor Tyler Toro. I thought I recognized him and wasn’t sure. He has what I think are “crazy eyes”, sorta sexy, and I said yup, that IS him.
The first time we met was for one thing. The second time meeting him, I surprised him when he saw me in the role of the pecker checker/ meat gager.
Like most guys, he’s like “Why do they have YOU doing THIS”?
He couldn’t go right then and there.(Pee). He made a joke about. Plucking his dick, swinging it back and forth, telling it to "Wake up sleepy head.”
I’m not sure if it’s just the military guys, but for the population I work with, those porn guys and guys that show case their attributes are like a baby out of the canal.
They have no qualms in being naked and whipping that dick out even before they're asked to.
___________________________________________________________________________________________________________
Another tease incident is work related also.
Now in high insight, may have been a guiding influence around social sexual deviancy arena, me and some colleagues have been researching for years.
Before I was more desk bound like I am now, I did more “field work”, outreach to clients/veterans in distress. Keep in mind, I was haunted by a few incidences I’ve known and reported some cases of peers (men & women), sleeping with some clients.
That being said, in my early novice days, during deployments, I’d let guys I knew who needed a place, stay, in my crib until I returned.
There are at least 3 incidents where the guy wanted to THANK me in their own way.
This one kid was about… hmm?? Around 6’2,dark haired, dark skin, Mediterranean look.
Dudes, this fucker would walk around full on naked with that fucking jump rope of a dick just swinging. He never wore drawers, and it was obvious to me and friends who'd visit he was he biggest cock tease we'd come across.
I never caught him doing drugs. I suspected he did. But I had to let him go to the dismay of gay friends, you didn’t let him fuck you?”
Even though I knew him “from work”, I still didn’t work with him.
I have to say the other day I saw him in the hallway, he reached over to hug me, DAYUM, I could’ve fainted.
He smelled like a department store cologne counter, was still fine as hell, still didn’t wear drawers and I could feel that huge bulge on my side. MERCY!
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Jail-Bird Teases
I make jokes about my fear of not being able to walk after being fucked by a big dick guys.
I talk a lot of shit. I appreciate guys who let other guys appreciate their trophy meat, yet I surrender to the power of the penis. The BIG penis. I can set my watch to the fact to the bigger they are, the more there's a need to let someone appreciate how big it is, hence, this topic of dick teases.
Let me get this off..( no pun intended) before I go to work so I want to have to think about it as I see this guy at work.
The teasing event(s) of this big dicked hog has nothing to do with me "directly".
Well, let me back track., he was a client, and will soon be again. Think Jake Orion dick size & ego. So yeah, he has a masterpiece & knows it.
I have to say, for the record, that is ONE nice cock.
This mug I've known for a few years, was locked up for some time. Let me hurry to the chase. He hooks up with this size queen friend of mine.
He tries to play off the Bi/gay thing with me, I guess because of the military status( who cares). Before they met, he'd do his share of free balling, "accidental cock slips", for laughs. ha... ha.. ha....
How I knew he would take it further, as it "first" starts ,where we're in my friend's spot, this guy, Mr. Big, dick is trying not let me know he's there. My friend is doing the opposite.
Ok the good stuff, or the awkward stuff.
These nasty fuckers didn't have to courtesy of letting me know what was up. Given this guy's record, I was scared my friend was being killed. It would go silent, then screams.
I thought my friend was being murdered, he as screaming so loud. Oh he was being murdered alight. His asshole was.
Once they were done, after the guy fell asleep, he lifted the sheets to show how nice that shit looked in just it's flaccid state. Even though I'd seen it more than he had, it was still nice to look at.
Now you guys understand why I make the comments I do. Love to look at the gorgeous big peni, But I still have the echo of my friend's screaming for bloody murder in the back of my head, then seeing what caused the damage
https://www.lpsg.com/threads/swinging-chariots-other-cock-tease-sharing-events.447874/
The term Swinging Chariot I got from some millennials friends who claim it’s an urban dictionary thing. It’s supposed to refer to big dick guys who create opportunities to showcase their marvelous man meat. Feel free to post your own experiences of cock teasing exhibitionists.
I’ll start. It really just dawned on me this is the first post I acknowledge part of what I do in the backgrounds of employment since I’ve been posting here in 3 years. A place that pays homage to the male package.
Because of my initial military training years ago, I still get asked to assist with urinalysis testing. My peers in the military and at work think it’s beneath my paygrade, but I don’t mind lending a helping hand to allow someone to get a break when I have the time
Contrary to the excitement of size kings & queens, it can be rather boring and uneventful. This is where the good stuff comes in.
2 days ago I’m doing the do, and here walks in the best one I’ve seen in quite some time. I’d put him @ 6’2/Nice lean worked out body/ white guy with reddened skin from being in the sun. (side note**my favorite way of seeing a new package is to see it unfurl from out the briefs),
But as this joe raise his shirt, the abs were ice, but I quickly notice, “He’s not wearing any drawers”!!!
Instead of squaring in front of the toilet, he faces me and whip it out.
Dudes, it was like he was smuggling a baby mongoose in his pants.
This is the closest I've seen on this site that comes in comparison.
Lance9plus, forgive me for lifting your photo, but when I saw it, I was like, this is as close as I can describe that UH-mazing, beautiful cock!!!
It gets better, it took him 4 tries before he could pee. Each time I told him he could come back tomorrow, or keep trying until I left. That he did, THAT he did.
What’s even loonier in an ironic twist, after the second time when he whips out that mountain of man meat without blinking an eye, he holds a casual conversation.
I immediately thought about this site and started smiling, and yes, he started smiling back saying What, what? You laughing at my dick man? And that’s the extent of it.
But GAWD!!!, that dick was so pretty and so nice to look at.
Reminds me of a lot of blessed guys here. He “KNEW”/knows he has a nice looking big dick, and not embarrassed to show it.
____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
The second incident is sorta related and I kind of brought up already.
It’s regarding my second interaction with porn actor Tyler Toro. I thought I recognized him and wasn’t sure. He has what I think are “crazy eyes”, sorta sexy, and I said yup, that IS him.
The first time we met was for one thing. The second time meeting him, I surprised him when he saw me in the role of the pecker checker/ meat gager.
Like most guys, he’s like “Why do they have YOU doing THIS”?
He couldn’t go right then and there.(Pee). He made a joke about. Plucking his dick, swinging it back and forth, telling it to "Wake up sleepy head.”
I’m not sure if it’s just the military guys, but for the population I work with, those porn guys and guys that show case their attributes are like a baby out of the canal.
They have no qualms in being naked and whipping that dick out even before they're asked to.
___________________________________________________________________________________________________________
Another tease incident is work related also.
Now in high insight, may have been a guiding influence around social sexual deviancy arena, me and some colleagues have been researching for years.
Before I was more desk bound like I am now, I did more “field work”, outreach to clients/veterans in distress. Keep in mind, I was haunted by a few incidences I’ve known and reported some cases of peers (men & women), sleeping with some clients.
That being said, in my early novice days, during deployments, I’d let guys I knew who needed a place, stay, in my crib until I returned.
There are at least 3 incidents where the guy wanted to THANK me in their own way.
This one kid was about… hmm?? Around 6’2,dark haired, dark skin, Mediterranean look.
Dudes, this fucker would walk around full on naked with that fucking jump rope of a dick just swinging. He never wore drawers, and it was obvious to me and friends who'd visit he was he biggest cock tease we'd come across.
I never caught him doing drugs. I suspected he did. But I had to let him go to the dismay of gay friends, you didn’t let him fuck you?”
Even though I knew him “from work”, I still didn’t work with him.
I have to say the other day I saw him in the hallway, he reached over to hug me, DAYUM, I could’ve fainted.
He smelled like a department store cologne counter, was still fine as hell, still didn’t wear drawers and I could feel that huge bulge on my side. MERCY!
___________________________________________________________________________________________________________
Jail-Bird Teases
I make jokes about my fear of not being able to walk after being fucked by a big dick guys.
I talk a lot of shit. I appreciate guys who let other guys appreciate their trophy meat, yet I surrender to the power of the penis. The BIG penis. I can set my watch to the fact to the bigger they are, the more there's a need to let someone appreciate how big it is, hence, this topic of dick teases.
Let me get this off..( no pun intended) before I go to work so I want to have to think about it as I see this guy at work.
The teasing event(s) of this big dicked hog has nothing to do with me "directly".
Well, let me back track., he was a client, and will soon be again. Think Jake Orion dick size & ego. So yeah, he has a masterpiece & knows it.
I have to say, for the record, that is ONE nice cock.
This mug I've known for a few years, was locked up for some time. Let me hurry to the chase. He hooks up with this size queen friend of mine.
He tries to play off the Bi/gay thing with me, I guess because of the military status( who cares). Before they met, he'd do his share of free balling, "accidental cock slips", for laughs. ha... ha.. ha....
How I knew he would take it further, as it "first" starts ,where we're in my friend's spot, this guy, Mr. Big, dick is trying not let me know he's there. My friend is doing the opposite.
Ok the good stuff, or the awkward stuff.
These nasty fuckers didn't have to courtesy of letting me know what was up. Given this guy's record, I was scared my friend was being killed. It would go silent, then screams.
I thought my friend was being murdered, he as screaming so loud. Oh he was being murdered alight. His asshole was.
Once they were done, after the guy fell asleep, he lifted the sheets to show how nice that shit looked in just it's flaccid state. Even though I'd seen it more than he had, it was still nice to look at.
Now you guys understand why I make the comments I do. Love to look at the gorgeous big peni, But I still have the echo of my friend's screaming for bloody murder in the back of my head, then seeing what caused the damage
