Dirty Talk

What is the best thing your partner has said to you during sex? Or what do you like to hear?

This doesnt have to just be about your big dick. it could be anything.

Alternatively whats the thing you like to say most during sex?

 

idk I guess for me it's not always about what he says but how he says it. His voice by itself talking dirty could turn me on. hahaha. Hearing guys moan turns me on, but for instance if a guy has a deep scratchy voice(think of Josh Turner) and starts talking dirty or moaning. **instant boner**

 

I tend to growl and hiss more than speak words when in the middle of full-on fucking. An exception, which I do not overuse, is when I'm pulsing:

UB: "Feel that?"
Guy: "Yeah..."
UB: "that's me, flooding your hole with precum: every time I pulse like that, more precum drools into your ass."

That's only good for once per fuck, and is usually said toward the beginning of the night's activities. Otherwise, most communication is in the form of negotiation rather than out-right sex talk.

 

I can think of a couple things that ill never forget:

1. A college ex screamed at the top of her lungs while i was going to town eating her pussy, "Dont EVER stop eating my pussy!"

2. The same girl while i was fucking her used to always scream "Show me, oh god show me" That probably was the hottest thing ever. Doesnt seem dirty, but my god did that turn me on.

3. Another ex while she was playing with my dick kept whispering in my ear over and over and over "youre so hung, youre so hung, youre so hung" Im getting hard just thinking about it

4. I was fucking my girl now doggy and she said "oh my god it feels like a tree trunk in my pussy"

 

I absolutely love dirty talk, it matters just as much to me as what is actually occurring. I love to be very verbal with teasing and challenging, whispering, moaning, asking, questioning, begging. I feel that it heightens the entire experience.

I have no idea off the top of my head what I say..I'll have to think about it. I do know I love to say, "make my pussy cum." lol That's one of my standards.

 

The dirtiest thing a girl said to me was I'm on the pill
no condoms for you just stick that monster of yours in

 

My favorite lines to say to my wife:

You have the hottest pussy I've ever seen.

I want to fuck your pussy.

I want you to feel my whole cock in your pussy.

You're pussy is so wet...

You love big hard cocks in your pussy.

You love to suck big cocks..

Tell me to fuck your pussy

I love putting my fingers in your pussy.

I love watching you suck my cock

I want to watch you fucking a huge cock.

I want to watch you sucking a huge cock.

I want to watch you fucking 3 guys at once.

(I could go on, but you get the idea)

 

*gulp* ditto...

My kind of talker!

 

Thank you, I hope my wife appreciates it as much as you.... she doesn't say too much in return, she's pretty non-verbal in the sack, so it's all up to me. Took me 12 years of marriage to get up the courage to speak, and now, I can't stop!

 

:shock::shock::shock:

So is it your intention to seduce all of us?

Hoooooly moly. Your wife must cum every three seconds and never get dry...

 

I'm more for moaning it gets the point across for me

 

Mmmmmmm. Your wife is the luckiest.

 

I'm sure you're wife appreciates it - I'd be a puddle of orgasmic goo if I were her :biggrin1:

I am printing out your list and putting it on perfumed paper... then leaving it on the pillow (with extra copies for every new guy!)

 

Empathizer said:
"So is it your intention to seduce all of us?
Hoooooly moly. Your wife must cum every three seconds and never get dry..."

That is so sweet! I guess she has a good time. After 17 years of marriage you have to be creative to keep things fun.

Some more of my favorite lines:

You have the most beautiful breasts in the world. (She does)

I love sucking your sexy tits.

You're nipples are soooo big and sexy...

You taste so good, I love sucking your pussy.

I want to stick my tongue in your pussy.

I want to put two fingers inside you.

I think about your pussy all day, at work, on the train.

I want you to feel how hard my cock is.

You make me so hot when you cum.

I love it when you come with my cock in your mouth.

I can feel you squeezing my cock with your pussy.

Etc, etc.

 

For real? You think we could sell them on ebay? I'll split the profit with you 50/50!

 

Ok... so now my perfumed note is double sided.... perhaps you could do a brochure?

This is seriously some of the best "dirty talk" I've heard.

 

Or I could practice my Barry White voice and do phone sex!

 

I LOVE dirty talk and I might thro in a few

'OMG Harder'
or
'please dont stop'
but I mostly a moaner/screamer

One of my ex's had a deep Jeffrey Dean Morgan voice and omg I lost it when he used to say

'mm bend over for daddy
'you like daddies big fat cock dont you?
'yeah thats right,suck on daddys cock-


Yeah he he made me wet like no other

once another ex random grabbed me from behind by my hair qnd said
'spread your legs and take this cock

that was hot

But in reality its fine if ur not a talker just please be a moaner.NOTHING IS HOTTER THAN A MOANING MAN. UNF

 

Mmmmmmm. Your wife is the luckiest.

 

Most memorable line ever
First time with this woman
After some foreplay and getting clothes off
She is lying on the living room floor and I get on top and am just about to enter her
She wraps her arms around my shoulders, pulls her head up so our cheeks are touching and she whispers in my ear:

"Enjoy yourself!"