Do I eat pussy? Here's an idea I once had, wrote this to a friend:
For Her Pleasure
I enjoy giving oral pleasure to women nearly as much as fucking them. "Pussy worship" it's called.
Maybe I could turn this into a business!
I’ll have business cards made, with my business name, my name below and “Text xxx-xxx-xxxx for service”
The business name?
“For Her Pleasure”
I give my cards only to women, and only ones I know, at the start. They’ll ask me what your asking yourself right now, what’s his game? Make a guess…
I’ll wait…
Ready yet?
I offer the finest NSA cunnilingus services, using only my mouth and fingers to bring her to orgasm. Had a tough day? Call Jim, lay back and enjoy. Satisfaction guaranteed. All at no charge, my gift to women.
Spread your legs, and spread the word.
My pleasure comes from your pleasure.
Wonder what the smile/slap ratio would be?
Maybe I could go online...
Move over grindr and tinder.
I give you "Lick'r"
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Who wants a franchise?