Do your genitals have a name?

[Italian1986]

I know it sounds stupid, but... does your cock/pussy have a name? Or did your partner give it a name? Or just yourself?

My cock's name is Rudy. When I was 23 a girl I was dating called it that way and I'm still calling it that way.

 

[keenobserver]

No name - initials - MFT - My Favorite Toy.

 

[tasty9]

Nope. He doesn't come when he's called, so why bother with a name?

 

[Triasco]

A friend named my penis Titan. Another named my ballsac Leviathan. Others call it the Black Mamba.

 

[Italian1986]

Ahahah I'm glad I'm not the only one...

 

[bigwillywonka]

Got the name Popeye for being a shooter

 

[Geoffrey2_0]

I dont think a guy should name his genitals (it clearly shows a guy who is paying way too much attention to one body part) . . . That being said, having your current girl pick a nick name is great, but it shouldn't carry to the next girl--they should make up their own

 

[deleted894563]

My girl named mine budgie, as in budgie smugglers alternative name for speedos

 

[lapdog2001]

I believe a common nickname for a guys penis is "Little <your name>". Different woemn have referred to mine as Little LapDog, but 'little' only in that every penis is smaller than its owner!

 

[notthatguy]

Sadly......Tiny

 

[maturanga]

No, and I think that is childlike.

Long time ago, was a girl that insisted too much with that foolish. In a after sex talk, even naked and sweet, She huddled up at my side ask for the nickname of my cock. I thought that she was kidding and I answered that that it did not need a nickname, I don´t need call its, because come with me to everywhere.

She insisted and again I answered that never think about a nickname for my cock, I´m a adult and can named the genitals for proper names.

At the end she got angry calling me liar because was certain than all men had a nickname for his penis. I suppose that she saw it in some movie or what.

Other time and other women tried some flattering nickname, but it does not work for me. spanish had a lot of words for pene, I like a dirty one that only use in suther Spain."Cipote" exclusive for hung cocks but so dirty thar usually the women don´t say it.

 

[twoton]

My girl named mine budgie, as in budgie smugglers alternative name for speedos

JUst curious--are you Australian?

 

[twoton]

Trying to think back....nope. Never had a name. Not really. Sometimes my wife would refer to it as Mr. Penis but she got over that stage.

 

[622675]

He generally has his own mind, so why not a name. He is most often referred to as Buford.

 

[temptotalk]

No but now that i think about it..Benedict Bulgerbatch sounds good.

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

A good friend (who happens to be a fabulous gay man) names my titties. The right one is Niplets, the left one is Niblets.

 

[chrisjason]

My first wife named it "Geoffrey" after the Toys-R-Us giraffe. My current girlfriend calls it "der wienerschnitzel."

 

[auto90403]

The Persuader.

 

[Mr Ed in Mass]

My wife calls it Guido...some of her friends actually think that's my name. If they only knew ...lol

 

[huguest]

My 6 years old son, call it "chouchou"